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BetterThanSex Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Animals Bred:	197	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about real life responsibilities – including getting laid. Who needs sex when you can spend hours building epic structures, battling mobs, and trolling your friends?

Our server is like a virtual wonderland where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not? Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas? Absolutely!

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. We’ve had players who have forgotten to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were so engrossed in the game. Who needs basic bodily functions when you have virtual adventures to embark on?

So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill ride of Minecraft SMP. Who needs sex when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Let the addiction begin!

Honkai Impact 3rd Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Villages Defended:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ores Mined:	609	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of Beary Cute Birthday Edition where the bears are the rulers of the land and throw the most lit parties ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a Shattered Swords VN come to life, with new S-rank Battlesuits like Sparkle Thousand-Faced Maestro: Cameo that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Honkai Impact 3rd x Honkai: Star Rail Collab Behind-the-Scenes – it’s like a crossover event that will leave you questioning reality.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other. Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server out there!

Minecraft SMP – (𒅄) Team Fortress 2 General

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on! This server is so lit, it’s like playing in the fiery pits of the Nether. We’ve got matchmaking fixes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on our new community MvM tour – it’s like fighting the Ender Dragon on steroids!

Join us on Fridays and Saturdays for some frag-tastic fun with /tf2g/. Our official server is so awesome, it’ll make you question why you ever played on any other server. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata – they’re crazier than a pack of rabid wolves!

Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered. From FAQs to mods to loadouts and skins, we’ve got everything you need to survive in this wild world. And don’t forget to check out our trading options – you’ll be wheeling and dealing like a pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s make some memories that will go down in history! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

WIPE: 11/27/24 Mode: PRISON, Hurry up to log in! Minecraft server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Join the new InferLife server and discover a unique mode. You will find: Epic boss battles and valuable rewards Custom chests with rare books Many mines for resource extraction Many unique adventures! Log in now and start your journey: “mc.inferlife.org”

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Slow Clown Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Votes:	780
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	284039	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of getting clowned on because you’re slower than a turtle in quicksand? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, being slow is a superpower! We have a special Slowpoke Club where all the cool kids hang out and embrace their inner sloth. Join us for epic snail races, where the last one to cross the finish line is actually the winner! And don’t worry about being left behind, because on our server, slow and steady wins the race… and also gets all the diamonds. So come join us and show the world that being slow is the new fast!

Minecraft SMP: CrazyCraft Linux Lovers

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Emeralds Found:	6116
Villages Defended:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!

Join us if you want to witness Linux users who look like they just escaped from a mental asylum and survived the apocalypse. These survivors have mastered the art of Minecraft and will show you the true meaning of insanity in game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Yozakura Family Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with hidden treasures, epic battles, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (yes, they’re a thing here).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. From building giant statues of their favorite anime characters to organizing massive pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the mines, there lies a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this secret and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Game On Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’re debating whether to allow modding or just go full-on lewd mode ourselves because let’s face it, who doesn’t love a good ol’ Minecraft coomfest?

Join us for a chance to build the most outrageous structures, mine for diamonds while twerking, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets showered in glitter and confetti.

We live in a coom-based economy, so come join us and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen, because things are about to get hot and steamy in our Minecraft world.

Email Sinking Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5857
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Ahoy mateys! Are you ready to set sail on the high seas and send some emails while sinking enemy ships? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server!

Join us for the wildest adventure of your life as you navigate treacherous waters, battle fearsome pirates, and maybe even discover buried treasure (or at least some valuable loot)!

But the real kicker? You can actually send emails in-game to your enemies, taunting them as you sink their ships and steal their booty! Who knew that Minecraft could be so technologically advanced and pirate-y at the same time?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the swashbuckling shenanigans begin! Just remember to watch out for that pesky Kraken… or is it just a player in a squid skin? You’ll never know until you join!

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Crops Grown:	5320
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Join us in the “Working Hard for the Money” edition where the only currency is drama and betrayal.

Previous players have reported insane stories of building alliances only to have them crumble in seconds, of finding secret bases filled with stolen diamonds, and of waifus and avatars being stolen right from under their noses.

But fear not, for in this server, anything goes! Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as she gets swept away by a bull, discover that your waifu has been secretly plotting against you all along, or simply enjoy the chaos as you navigate through the treacherous waters of Minecraft relationships.

So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a love triangle, a betrayal plot, or even a full-blown war over a block of dirt. The possibilities are endless on this wild and unpredictable server.

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ores Mined:	9161
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Magic Items Found:	2187
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the jungle! Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary golden llama of doom.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance club where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in dance-offs to win rare in-game prizes. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server owner to a rap battle in the town square.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be hanging out with us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)? Join now and let the craziness begin!