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No Bow Minecraft Server

ai, Audience, better, bow, cause, CLOWNFISH, Cool, Demands, draw, Exposed skin, give, make, Minecraft, more, not telling, Ridiculous, Server, thought, Toddler, Wants

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of being told what you can’t do on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can draw whatever you want! Want to draw a chicken riding a pig with a top hat? Go for it! Want to draw a giant banana fighting a zombie? Absolutely! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense).

Join our server for the most ridiculous and outrageous drawing requests you’ll ever see. No bows, no clownfish, no AI, just pure, unadulterated creativity. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a toddler making demands that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild and wacky time on our Minecraft server!

Fantasy Firearm Frenzy Minecraft Server

#novice, Argument, Beginner, better, Bitch, debate, entry level, FANTASY, Fantasy Game, fantasy setting, fantasy world, Firearm, firearms, Frenzy, Gaming, learn, Mage, Magic, Minecraft, role playing, Seething, Server, Spells, weapons, wizard

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Crops Grown:	2880
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Are you tired of being a weak, entry-level wizard who can’t defend themselves in a fantasy world? Join our Minecraft server and leave those puny spells behind! Our server is filled with powerful firearms that will make you the most feared wizard in all the land. No more waving wands and chanting silly incantations – now you can just pull the trigger and watch your enemies fall before you. So come on, ditch the spells and join us for some gun-slinging fun!

We Are Better And More Moral Than You Minecraft Server

better, ethical superiority, Ethics, holier-than-thou, judgmental, Minecraft, moral, moral code, moral compass, moral high ground, moral philosophy, moral superiority, Moral values, moralistic, Righteous, sanctimonious, self-righteous, self-righteousness, Server, Superiority, VALUES, Virtuous

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	6508	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with griefers and trolls? Look no further, because our server is filled with only the most morally superior players! We have a strict code of conduct that includes no stealing, no griefing, and definitely no trolling. Join us and bask in the glow of our virtuous community.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, we’re better and more moral than you, so leave your trolling ways at the door.

The Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

better, Cadet, Competition, Defeat, Defense, defensive mistakes, gf, Hockey, Improvement, Lapses, Minecraft, MISTAKES, mistakes prevention, NHL, Opponents, Outplayed, Pacific teams, Performance, scoring, Shocked, smp, Space, strategy, Vegas

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of making defensive mistakes against teams like Vegas in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself shocked at losing battles even though you outplayed your opponents? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and stop banking on game mechanics like gf% and start dominating with your skills and strategies. We need players who can avoid those pesky lapses in judgment, especially when facing off against those pesky Pacific teams. So come on, join us and show everyone what you’re made of in this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

GemCraft | Server & Community

better, Community, Constructive, Cross-Play, customized, Economy, Features, Feedback, Fun, Gaming, GemCraft, Interactive, MCMMO, Minecraft, MODERN, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Parkour, Server, Survival, Towny, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dimension Hops:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Why should I join? We are a fully customized server and community. We have most of the features you are familiar with and more. Not in the old and boring way, instead in a new, modern and overall better way. We love constructive feedback. It makes our server and community the best it can possibly be.

mc.gemcraftplay.net

I’m Better Than You Minecraft Server

better, comparison, Minecraft, personal growth, self actualization, self appreciation, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-assurance, self-assured, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-validation, Server, Superiority

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re the best? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is literally better than everyone else. How do we know? Because they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks while riding a pig! Join our server and try to beat this player at their own game…if you dare! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two from the Minecraft master themselves. So come on, join the server where the competition is fierce and the bragging rights are even fiercer!

BlockyBucs vs BlockyRavens – Minecraft SMP Game Night #1

#exciting, baltimore, better, BlockyBucs, BlockyRavens, Bucs, Competition, Defense, football, Game, Game thread, interceptions, Minecraft, MNF, Monday Night Football, NFL, night, Offense, Primetime, quarterbacks, ravens, Shit post, smp, sports, Tampa Bay, touchdowns

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	4252	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all things chaotic and hilarious! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and nonsensical shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players. Don’t be surprised if your blocks start moving on their own or if you hear creepy whispers in the night. It’s all part of the fun!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant dance party where players must battle it out on the dance floor to win epic prizes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you. See you on the server, and remember to come ready to shit post like never before!

Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

Anime, animeonly, best, better, Danda, Dandadan, Dans, Epic, episode 1, long tail tags, Minecraft, Season, Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9365
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no anime vibes? Look no further, because our server is anime-only baby! That’s right, no pesky non-anime content allowed here. Join us for epic adventures in a world where every block is kawaii and every mob is straight out of your favorite anime. Who needs episode 2 of that new season when you can create your own anime storyline in Minecraft? So grab your waifu pillow and join us for some otaku-tastic fun!

JamSwapCraft

aita, Angry, ASK, better, Burnt, CHANGE, Communication, Jam, JamSwapCraft, labor intensive, pectin, recipe, Running, set properly, Strawberries, Surprise, Taste, Upset, Wife, worked on

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my jam-making skills? Look no further! Join our server for a jam-packed experience like no other.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a pot of burnt jam – but don’t worry, our server won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. With surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Just like adding pectin to a failed batch of jam, our server is here to save the day and turn your gaming experience from runny to just right. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make some sweet memories together!

But remember, just like changing someone’s jam recipe without asking, make sure to respect your fellow players and play fair. See you in the game!

NewERA

Active, Adventure, better, BUILD, Community, Connect, Discord, Explore, Gaming, grow, Launch, Minecraft, new, Newera, NuevaEra, Project, Server, Share, Support, Survival, TheEzeYT

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Star Shards Collected:	204
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

nuevaera.holy.gg:19218

Pixel Pals – Minecraft Server

3rd person shooter, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Democracy Space Station, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, information resources, Latest Patch, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Omens of Tyranny, overrun by squids, PALS, Patch, PC, PIXEL, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, spread democracy, squad-based, Staff Overseer edition, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers, Urban Legends, Wiki

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4838	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Farms Harvested:	330
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Potions Brewed:	75
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our staff overseer is a squid who has overrun the server with alien insects and robots, all in the name of spreading democracy. Join us in this 2024 co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter where you’ll fight against hordes of creatures while trying to liberate planets and the entire galaxy!

But wait, there’s more! The first Helldivers game was actually the inspiration for this server, where players had to use Magicka-like mechanics to survive. Now, with HELLDIVERS 2, the stakes are even higher and the chaos is even greater.

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have! And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter some urban legends or truth enforcers along the way. See you in the game!

Party Mom Minecraft SMP

90s birthday party antics, 90s fashion, awkward gestures in the background, Birthday Party, Candid, celebration, EMBARRASSING, family memories, funny, Gestures, humor, inappropriate, long tail tags: mom flipping the bird, Minecraft, mom, Nostalgia, old photo, Party, questionable behavior, Retro, smp, Throwback, vintage, vintage family photo

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Chimeras Created:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments! Our server is so crazy, even your mom from the 90s would want to join in on the fun. From flipping the bird to making questionable gestures in the background, our community is always up to something outrageous. So come on, join us and see what wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Scientists looking into attractiveness Minecraft server

attractiveness, beauty standards, blockquotepScientists, Darker, DATING, Diversity, equality, fairer-skinned, gender, Men, Minecraft, Physical attraction, Preferences, Psychology, Race, relationships, research, scientists, Serverpblockquote, societal biases, societal norms, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of being told there’s no hope for you, white guys? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, fair-skinned players are the most alluring! That’s right, our pixelated world is filled with beautiful fair-skinned women who will be drawn to you like moths to a flame. And for the ladies, we’ve got a plethora of dark and mysterious men just waiting to sweep you off your blocky feet. Join us and defy the laws of attraction in the most ridiculous way possible!

Who Wins Minecraft SMP

best, Champion, Competition, Conquer, conqueror, First Place, Minecraft, Number One, smp, success, top prize, triumph, triumphant, ultimate winner., Victorious, Victory, winning, winning attitude, winning mentality, winning strategies, winning streak, Wins

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Votes:	6198	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	64
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Who wins is not just a question, it’s a challenge to survive the absolute madness that awaits you on this server.

Picture this: a group of players who are constantly pranking each other, building ridiculous structures, and engaging in epic battles for the title of ultimate champion. One time, someone built a giant chicken statue that laid explosive eggs everywhere, causing chaos and laughter in equal measure.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where players have to navigate deadly traps and solve riddles to claim their prize. Rumor has it that one player found a hidden bunker filled with diamonds, only to accidentally trigger a TNT trap and blow it all up!

If you think you have what it takes to survive the insanity and come out on top, then join us on Who wins! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes.

What are Minecraft servers like Nova Anarchy ?

Adventure, Anarchy, anti cheat, BUILD, Chaos, Cross-Play, Dedicated, destroy, Doxxing, Elyfly, Explore, freedom, minecraft server, movement hacks, pay to win, PvP, Raiding, Ranking system, rules, Survival, TEAM, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	83376	Runes Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

2b2t: Known as one of the oldest and most infamous anarchy servers in Minecraft, 2b2t offers a similar experience to Nova Anarchy with its lack of rules and emphasis on total freedom for players.
Constantiam: Another popular anarchy server, Constantiam boasts a large and active player base, as well as frequent updates to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging.
Minewind: With a focus on survival and PvP gameplay, Minewind offers a challenging anarchy experience for players who enjoy testing their skills against others in a lawless environment.
EarthMC: For those who prefer a server with a bit more structure, EarthMC offers a unique geopolitical simulation experience within the Minecraft world, allowing players to create and manage their own nations.
9b9t: Similar to 2b2t, 9b9t is a long-standing anarchy server with a dedicated community of players who enjoy the freedom to build, explore, and compete without restrictions.

nova-anarchy.net

BrootTime server Minecraft

atmosphere, BrootTime, Community, Competitions, cooperation, donation system, Events, Friendly, gameplay, joint projects, Minecraft, Moderators, Prizes, PvP, recognition, Server, Stability, Support, Tournaments, Unique

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ores Mined:	4981	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

? Welcome to the Minecraft BrootTime server! ?Are you looking for a unique Minecraft experience? Then you definitely need to check out BrootTime! Our team has created the perfect place for players, where everyone will find something special.? What makes us different?

Unique Gameplay: Experience our special game modes that make every session unique. Join in exciting PvP battles!Friendly Community: We have an atmosphere of friendship and cooperation! Meet like-minded people, participate in joint projects and create unforgettable memories.Regular events and competitions: Every month we hold exciting tournaments, competitions for the best buildings and other exciting events! Win prizes and get recognition!Donation system without Pay-to-Win: Support the server and get unique useful things, but our players can enjoy the gameplay without having to spend money.Support and stability: We are always in touch! Our team of moderators guarantees safety and a comfortable time on the server. Play without lags and technical glitches!? Join us! ?Create your own world, compete with other players and enjoy everything we have to offer. Visit BrootTime and become part of our wonderful community!? We are waiting for you! Don’t miss the chance to become part of BrootTime!

mc.BrootTime.ru

Bursting Cat Gunsmith Minecraft Server

90s, 90s Christmas, action, Adventure, Anime, Burst, Bursting, cat, Cats, Chicago, Chicago Christmas, christmas, crime, Daily, Festive, Guns, Gunsmith, gunsmith cats, holiday, Manga, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Retro, Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6900
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the 90’s Christmas vibes to the virtual world of Chicago! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Santa Claus himself is a regular player on our server, and he gives out diamond gifts to all the good little miners out there. Rumor has it he even rides a sleigh pulled by creepers!

2. Our spawn point is a giant snow globe filled with magical snow that gives you super speed and jump boosts. It’s like walking in a winter wonderland on steroids!

3. The Grinch occasionally tries to sabotage our server by stealing all the diamonds, but don’t worry, our players always team up to defeat him and save Christmas. It’s like a holiday-themed action movie, but in block form!

4. We have a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures, guarded by a gang of mischievous elves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So come join us on our 90’s Christmas Chicago server, where the holiday spirit is always alive and the adventures are never-ending! Let’s make Minecraft merry again!

Zen-treya’s-Zone-Sama-in-Minecraft-SMP

comparison, Conspiracy Theory, Content Creation, cybernetic women, drawing, halloween stream, neon light, Purple, robotic women, rrat, silly, streaming, TTS voices, twitch, vshojo, zen, zentreya, ZentreyasZoneSamainMinecraftSMP, Zone, zone-sama

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have thicc robotic/cybernetic women models, TTS voices, and mysterious purple neon lights!

But that’s not all – have you ever seen Zentreya and Zone stream at the same time? Coincidence? I think not! Rumor has it they are actually the same person, just living double lives in the Minecraft world.

And let’s not forget about the Vshojo connection – Zone would be a perfect fit for the group, don’t you think? So come join us for some outrageous fun, crazy theories, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you in our wacky Minecraft world!

Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server

bathroom, bathroom humor, bathroom jokes, BROWN, DIRTY, feces, funny, gross, humor, Messy, Minecraft, Mmmm, Poop, poop jokes, poopies, potty humor, Server, Smelly, STINKY, toilet humor, Waste, yucky

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	36	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about our server.

Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world, there lies a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, for there are also dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows, like the dreaded Poop Monster.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Poop Monster and claim its legendary toilet paper sword. With this powerful weapon in hand, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest to build the most epic base and conquer all who stand in your way.

So come join us, where the poop jokes flow like water and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Towns Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that suck ass? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their poultry revolution?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, things may get a little…weird.