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Blocky Bed Bounce

Bed.., better than expected, blocky, bounce, Connection, discovery, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, fulfillment, Intimacy, INTIMATE, new experiences, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, sex position, sexual exploration, Surprise, Surprising, unexpected

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We promise you’ll have more fun than you ever thought possible, just like that one sex position that turned out to be better than expected (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

LoveStruckCraft

LovestruckCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Star Shards Collected:	169
New Chunks Explored:	550309	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with love and affection from all your friends and family? Do you just want to be left alone to mine and craft in peace? Then look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and experience a world where love is banned and friendship is forbidden. Our community is filled with players who will do anything to avoid showing any kind of affection towards each other. From sabotaging each other’s builds to stealing each other’s diamonds, you’ll never have to worry about being loved again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that feeds on love and will stop at nothing to destroy anyone who dares to show any kind of affection. Can you defeat this fearsome beast and prove that you are truly heartless?

So if you’re ready to kill the desire to be loved once and for all, join our Minecraft server today. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a complete lack of love!

GreenCraft Defense: Trump Edition

Alliance, Arctic, arctic circle, cooperation, Defence, Defense, defense spending, denmark, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, GreenCraft, Greenland, international relations, Military, nato, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, territorial sovereignty, trump, US control

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Magic Items Found:	6712	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Runes Activated:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a GIANT WALL to protect our land from trump and his crazy desire for control! we have polar bears as guards and penguins as our secret agents. you can ride on a flying whale to explore the icy tundra or battle it out with snowball cannons against the evil invaders. join us and be part of the epic battle for greenland!

Crafty Nations Online

Countries, Crafty, cyber sovereignty, data privacy, digital development, digital divide, digital sovereignty, global connectivity, information control, innovation, internet, internet governance, internet regulation, internet sovereignty, national security, Nations, network security, ONLINE, online censorship, online independence, online infrastructure, technological autonomy, Technology

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

join dis server if u want to experience the craziest minecraft adventures of ur life!! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are so shiny they blind u for days. the zombies here are actually friendly and will give u hugs instead of brains.

rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will appear and grant u three wishes. our admins are actually wizards in disguise and can make ur wildest dreams come true.

we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where the creepers show off their sick dance moves. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against the evil ender dragon.

so come join us on dis server and let the madness begin! who needs reality when u can have a minecraft world this insane??

Pixel Dolls Frontier 1.20

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dolls, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Engrammatic Eclipse, Ethereal Lilac, Events, Frontier, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, lore material, Makiatto, MICA/Sunborn, Neural Cloud, News, Ode to Mild Winter, PIXEL, PNC Resources, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Rhapsody Quartet, SEAniggers, Sojourners of the Glass Island, Story summary, Sunborn ID, suomi, Tourists, translated story, Ulrid, Yuritroons, Zero Charge

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crops Grown:	1748
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a crazy mashup of Girls’ Frontline and Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery. Like, imagine building your own base while fighting off virtual enemies with cute anime girls by your side. It’s like living in a weeb dream come true, man.

Plus, you can bind your account to a Sunborn ID instead of using boring old Facebook or Google. Who even uses those anymore? Sunborn ID is where it’s at, trust me.

And don’t even get me started on the guides and resources available. It’s like having cheat codes for real life, but in Minecraft. Emulator guides, story summaries, translated lore – it’s all there, waiting for you to dive in and get lost in the madness.

Oh, and did I mention the news and events? New re-supply gachas, events like Zero Charge, Sojourners of the Glass Island, and more. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, wildest Minecraft server out there. And remember, always bully the seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting. It’s just the way of the virtual world, man.

Zoomer Chink Minecraft SMP Mog

asian, bullying, chink, chinks, coping, discrimination, Emotional support, generation gap, identity crisis, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mog, peer comparison, racism, resilience, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, societal pressure, Xenophobia, youth culture, Zoomer

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of getting mogged by zoomer chinks in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave those pesky zoomers in the dust as you build your own empire and conquer the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So if you want to be a part of the chaos and hilarity, join us now!

XmasGrindCraft

aita, alone, appreciation, butterflies, christmas, Christmas alone, family, family time, holiday pressures, holiday stress, holidays, PRESSURE, RAINBOWS, spending holidays alone, spending time, spirit, stress, working on Christmas, working on holidays, XmasGrindCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ores Mined:	5992	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	1964	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5347	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of all the holiday stress and family drama? Do you just want to escape it all and have some peace and quiet? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and avoid all the holiday chaos by building your own virtual paradise. No annoying relatives, no awkward conversations, just you and your blocky creations.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even fly to the moon on a rocket made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every player gets their own personal butler to cater to all their needs. Need more diamonds? Your butler will fetch them for you. Hungry for some virtual pizza? Your butler will whip it up in no time.

So why spend the holidays with boring old relatives when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server instead? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to endless fun and adventure! Join now and start living your best virtual life.

BoneCraft: Regen Scaffold Qx-D

Biomaterials, bone matrix, bone regeneration, bone regeneration scaffold, bone repair, bone scaffolds, bone tissue engineering, BoneCraft, Cationized decalcified bone matrix, dual-functional scaffold, IBD treatment, infected bone defect treatment, infected bone defects, infection treatment, Medical research, orthopedics, Qx-D, QxD, REGEN, regenerative medicine, regenerative therapy, Scaffold, tissue engineering

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we use Cationized decalcified bone matrix for infected bone defect treatment! We got this sick dual-functional bone regeneration scaffold called Qx-D that will blow your mind! It’s like magic for your bones, bro!

Join us and witness the power of IBDs being treated in the most outrageous way possible. Our server is like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so bone-tastic?!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Your bones will thank you later, trust us!

Android Winter Wonderland 1.20.3

1.20.3, AI companion, Android, android wife, Artificial Intelligence, christmas, digital love, digital spouse, dream gift, future trends, Futuristic technology, Gift ideas, holiday season, modern relationships, robot companion, robotic partner, sci-fi fantasy, tech gift., technology advancements, unique present, virtual reality, Winter, Wishlist, wonderland

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

OMG, join this Minecraft server for a chance to win an android wife for Christmas! Yes, you heard me right, a freakin’ android wife! Who needs real people when you can have a robot companion to mine with? Plus, think of all the cool builds you can create together! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now and secure your chance at a robotic spouse! #MinecraftGoals #AndroidWifeForTheWin

Goths In Minecraft SMP

(subculture), acceptance, Alternative, Community, counterculture, discrimination, fashion, goth culture, goth fashion, goth music, goth scene, Goths, Identity, Individuality, Marginalized, Minecraft, misunderstood, Music, Rebellion, smp, social norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Ores Mined:	7534
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of being treated like a noob in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because in our SMP, we treat you like royalty! We have a team of virtual butlers ready to cater to your every need, from building epic structures to bringing you virtual snacks while you mine. Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft monarch!

NWordDadRageCraft

anger management, Asian American identity, chinese culture, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Family Values, generational attitudes, intergenerational conflict, kamala harris, Language Use, NWordDadRageCraft, personal boundaries, racial sensitivity, racial slurs, racism, Respect, social norms

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between you and that creeper sneaking up behind you.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your family look like the Brady Bunch. With insane stories like players building giant statues of Kamala Harris and Chinese dragons to show their support for diversity and inclusion, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring a world where the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the chat. Who knows, you might even run into a player who claims to be 2% “n word” and 98% “c-slur” – just make sure to keep it lighthearted and fun, like a game of Minecraft should be.