better than 99.9% Minecraft Servers

better than 99.9% Minecraft Servers

  • ProMinecraftSMPGod99.9%

    ProMinecraftSMPGod99.9%
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 793
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
    New Chunks Explored: 399278 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5852
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Elemental Crystals Collected: 80
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a Minecraft pro looking for a challenge? Do you want to flex your skills and show off your epic builds to the world? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us if you’re ready to dominate the virtual world like a boss.

    We’ve got crazier mobs than your wildest nightmares, like zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding. Our world is filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons just waiting for you to conquer them.

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a villager who thinks he’s a superhero, you’ll never be bored with the antics going on in our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show off your mad Minecraft skills. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!

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  • Most Holo Fans Minecraft SMP

    Most Holo Fans Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 1450
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Towns Built: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9648 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of missing out on all the epic vtuber content because you’re too busy grinding in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our SMP server is the perfect solution! Join us and never miss a single hololive stream again – we have a secret portal that connects directly to their virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that if you beat the Ender Dragon while watching a vtuber stream, you’ll unlock a special dance emote in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate holofan!

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  • PerfumePillage Minecraft Server

    PerfumePillage Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 9779
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that smells as sweet as my perfume collection? Look no further! Our server is filled with scentsational adventures and fragrant fun!

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our virtual world, where you can trade perfumes with other players, create your own signature scent, and even battle enemies with the power of a well-timed spritz!

    But beware of sneaky teenagers like my niece, who may try to steal your precious potions and sell them to their friends. Don’t worry, though – we have a strict no-thievery policy and will ban anyone caught trying to pull a perfume heist!

    So come join us on our server and let your senses be delighted by the aromatic wonders that await. Just remember, no stealing scents or you’ll end up like my niece – banned for life!

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  • TPWars: SisVsSisCostco

    TPWars: SisVsSisCostco
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 8268
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 149 Falling into the Void: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Farms Harvested: 351 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9190

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true spirit of teamwork and resource sharing! Just like my sister who refuses to get her own Costco membership, you can rely on your fellow players to help you stock up on essentials like TP in case of a natural disaster (or a creeper invasion)!

    Join us and experience the thrill of coordinating with your virtual neighbors to secure the most coveted resources, all while navigating the treacherous landscape of Minecraft. Who needs three cars when you can travel by minecart and teleportation pads?

    So come on, don’t be like my sister – join our server and let’s build a community where we all pitch in for the greater good (and maybe sneak in a few pranks along the way)!

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  • BookWormSMP

    BookWormSMP
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 9510
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Dimension Hops: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the base was guarded by a pack of vicious wolves who only listened to Justin Bieber songs. Will you be brave enough to face the wolves and claim the treasure for yourself?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Will you join forces with the Chicken King and rule the server with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing)?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

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  • NoTalentRichFame

    NoTalentRichFame
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 8807
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 32
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Villages Defended: 20
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Emeralds Found: 8542
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Ores Mined: 2676

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

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  • HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 1477
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, dis server be lit like a firework on da 4th of July! We be blowin’ up Hezbollah’s main HQ in Southern Beirut like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos in da virtual world of Minecraft. We be causin’ mayhem and destruction like there’s no tomorrow. So come on and join us if you ain’t scared of a little bit of danger and excitement. Let’s show dem haters what we’re made of! #minecraftmadness #virtualvandalism #explosiveexcitement

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  • CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

    CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 5016
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

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  • Measles Vax Forever Land

    Measles Vax Forever Land
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 8372
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 89
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

    Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

    So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

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  • MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

    MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 4435
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

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    Melios SMP Overview

    Features
    No teleportation or warps
    No land claiming system
    Vanilla experience
    Custom world generator
    Diamond-based economy
    World from March 2024
    Events

    Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We’re currently open to new players joining our small community. Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you’re welcome here!

    Interested? Apply through our Discord or visit our website meliosmp.com.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can apply through our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
    Are there any plugins or mods on the server? No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without any additional plugins or mods.
    Is griefing allowed? No, we operate on a trust system and encourage a friendly and respectful community.
    Can I contribute to the server events? Absolutely! We welcome player input and ideas for in-game events.

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  • Beer Me Minecraft Server

    Beer Me Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 6317
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

    Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

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