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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 7228 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 263 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Star Shards Collected: | 279 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
but, like, that’s not all. there’s also a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. and if you can tame it, you can ride it into battle against evil zombie villagers.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at the top of the tallest mountain? yea, good luck finding it though, cuz it’s guarded by a giant chicken that breathes fire.
so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then, like, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!