MortgageMadness Minecraft SMP

Adu, appraised, assumption, better play, BUILD, Completely, Covered, equity, family, Flip, great flip, House, live rent free, Minecraft, Mortgage, MortgageMadness, pic rel, Rent, renter, sale price, smp, stonks, worst case

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Potions Brewed:	125	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring old stonks and want to spice up your financial portfolio? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can buy out your family’s equity on a house for a mere $40k and get a 5% mortgage deal on a $280k sale price! But wait, there’s more!

Not only will you have a renter upstairs already, but you can also build an ADU for just $50-60k and rent it out for even more cash flow! With your mortgage completely covered, you can live rent-free and laugh in the face of those boring old stonks.

And if that’s not enough, worst case scenario, you can always flip the house for a profit! So come join our Minecraft SMP and make some outrageous real estate deals that will have everyone talking!

CreeperConfessions

Accidental, awkward, Conversation, CreeperConfessions, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, gossip, inappropriate, INTIMATE, Overheard, Personal, private time, REVEALING, scandalous, Secrets, Shocking.., Surprising, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, voyeurism, Wild

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Chief Advisor, compromise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, potential conflict, power dynamics, russia, Russia-Hungary relations, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8971
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Towns Built:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	9478
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Towns Built:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

amazing community, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employment, Endless fun, fair, Fun, Galore, gameplay, hang out, in-game currency, ip address, Join, join today, meets, Minecraft, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	77	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8179
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8537
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Farms Harvested:	958	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

Awareness, awkwardly, Behavior, common, Communication, Conversation, culture, discussion, everyday life, eye-opening, habits, normal, Perception, Personal experiences, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, sharing, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Holy Grails Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

HezbollahHaterCraft

aggression, Conflict, degrading, Diplomacy, hezbollah, HezbollahHaterCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Objectives, Peacekeeping, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Terrorism, UN, united nations

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ores Mined:	8539
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Star Shards Collected:	83

come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

application-based, AussieSMP, Coexist, Community, CREEPERS, Economy, g’day, Griefing, guides, Join, Kangaroos, Land claiming, latency, Limits, LIVESTREAMS, Mate, Mechanics, multiple worlds, Network, peacefully, Redstone, rules, smp, Survival, Teleport, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7631
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

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