MortgageMadness Minecraft SMP

Adu, appraised, assumption, better play, BUILD, Completely, Covered, equity, family, Flip, great flip, House, live rent free, Minecraft, Mortgage, MortgageMadness, pic rel, Rent, renter, sale price, smp, stonks, worst case

Are you tired of boring old stonks and want to spice up your financial portfolio? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can buy out your family’s equity on a house for a mere $40k and get a 5% mortgage deal on a $280k sale price! But wait, there’s more!

Not only will you have a renter upstairs already, but you can also build an ADU for just $50-60k and rent it out for even more cash flow! With your mortgage completely covered, you can live rent-free and laugh in the face of those boring old stonks.

And if that’s not enough, worst case scenario, you can always flip the house for a profit! So come join our Minecraft SMP and make some outrageous real estate deals that will have everyone talking!

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Eternal Love Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, DATING, ENGAGEMENT, ETERNAL, fiancée, gf, Intimacy, Isles, love, loyalty, Marriage, partner, relationship, romance, Significant Other, Spouse, Support, Trust, Wedding, Wife

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, cuz this place is like a magical unicorn land where you can build whatever the heck you want and nobody gonna judge you!

Plus, the players are like a bunch of hilarious clowns who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And don’t even get me started on the epic adventures you can go on – it’s like being in a freakin’ fantasy novel, but with creepers and zombies instead of dragons and elves.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing till you cry!

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CraftyClapback

bar, Bar fight, CraftyClapback, critique, designated driver, Despicable, dive bar, Drunk, Game, husband, internet strangers, mad, Neighborhood, Pool, pool table, Rude, stand up for myself, sticking up for myself, tá, Upset

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your pool skills? Look no further! Our server is like a neighborhood dive bar, but with virtual pool tables and no judgmental old guys giving unsolicited advice.

Join us for a game of pool and some virtual drinks (we won’t judge if you’re the designated driver). And don’t worry, if someone tries to critique your gameplay, we’ll have your back.

So come on over and show off your skills without the risk of getting into a virtual bar fight. Plus, who needs a husband to stand up for them when you’ve got a whole community of Minecraft players on your side? Join now and let’s have some lolzy fun together!

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TerrifyingFactsMC SMP

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Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, there’s this one time where a player found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just chillin’ and sippin’ on some fancy tea. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that randomly spawns and challenges players to a dance-off. It’s lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!

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UsernameMurderMystery

death, demise, Fatal, game over, how did you die, kills, long tail tag, murder, Mystery, Tag, username, username death, username fatal, username game over, username kills you, username long tail tag, username murder, username mystery, username tag, UsernameMurderMystery

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, your username kills you! That’s right, every time you log in, your username comes to life and tries to take you out in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Maybe you’ll be crushed by a giant block of cheese, or maybe you’ll be chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where even your own username is out to get you. Who knew Minecraft could be so deadly and hilarious at the same time? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate battle against yourself!

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LulaCraft – Tariff Trouble

Brazil, Brazil economy, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic policy, foreign policy, global trade, government response, import/export, international relations, Lula, LulaCraft, political news, reciprocated, south america, tariff, tariff retaliation, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade war, Trouble, US

so liek, u know how all the other minecraft servers are like, soooo boring and basic? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, the most epic and crazy place to be!

we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest houses. and our pigs can fly, like, no joke, they got wings and everything.

also, we have this secret underground dungeon where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out for the zombie chickens, they will peck u to death if u mess with them.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yea, u heard me right. so if u want a wild and wacky adventure, come join us now!

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Rosalia

ADVANTAGE, Adventurer, approval process, Character, Discord, Donations, Empire, Events, FANTASY, Forbidden, Forgotten, gameplay, Guidelines, high fantasy, Improvement, Lands, reviewers, rosalia, rules, scattered, smp, subscriptions

Rosalia Minecraft Server

Overview:

Rosalia is a 16+ high-fantasy roleplay Minecraft server set in a plugin-enhanced vanilla world. The server features easy-to-understand lore, experienced staff team, simple approval process, ever updating and expanding gameplay, and unbiased environment for all players.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does Rosalia use?	We play Java edition 1.20.2 on our server.
Is there a whitelist approval process?	Yes, but it is simple. Submit your character for approval and once verified, you can start playing.
How often is the lore updated?	Our lore and gameplay components are constantly being improved with frequent staff-run lore events.
Are donations or subscriptions required?	No, we do not ask for any monetary contributions. We have rules in place to ensure fair gameplay for all.
What is the theme of Rosalia’s lore?	Rosalia is set in the lands of a forgotten empire, where players can explore mysteries, ancient magics, and contribute to the rebuilding of the world.

Feel free to join our Discord server and ask any further questions in our support channels!

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StreamCraft City 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, being sociable, being sociable with kouhai, city, friendship, kouhai, MAKING FRIENDS, making new friends, online streaming, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, self improvement, shark, shark persona, social interactions, socializing, StreamCraft, streaming, Streaming Community, streaming more frequently, true potential, Unleashing potential

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya!

– We got streams happening all the time, like more frequently than a creeper blowing up your house! – Our players are more sociable than villagers trading emeralds for useless crap! – And we’re all about making new friends, like finding a diamond in a mineshaft!

Forget about Ame holding you back, bro. Join us and unleash your true potential, like a zombie horde invading a village! Let’s get crafting, mining, and building together, because this server is where it’s at!

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IlliterateLonerCraft

attention seeking, Childhood, classmate, clubs, Complaints, disruptive, Father, Gay, homophobic comments, illiterate, IlliterateLonerCraft, Meeting, perfume, Professor, Psychology Degree, seat change, social awkwardness, stupid questions, suspension, University, Volume

Are you tired of dealing with annoying classmates who think they’re better than everyone else just because their dad is a psychology professor? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and chaos of university life.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from homophobic comments and stupid questions. No more threats over perfume smells or awkward encounters in clubs. Just pure, unadulterated fun in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated adventures.

And if you ever feel the need to tell off that annoying classmate, you can do so in the safety of our virtual realm without any consequences. Let out all your frustrations in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers here and there).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new friend who doesn’t ask dumb questions or make offensive jokes. It’s time to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time.

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BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP

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OMG you guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because, get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the zombie villagers guarding it, they’re like, super strong and have laser eyes or something.

And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical golden apple hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. But be careful, because there’s also a group of evil witches who want to steal the golden apple and use it to rule the server with an iron fist.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a giant lava pit in the middle of the server where you can challenge other players to epic PvP battles? It’s like, the Hunger Games meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and flying pigs.

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, action-packed, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover

citizenship, controversy, Corruption, CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover, current events, foreign influence, Government, illegal, Immigrant, immigration, law enforcement, national security, News, Outrage, Politics, public opinion, scandal, seizing control, south african, Treasury Department, US

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where a South African immigrant has taken over the US Treasury Department in Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of an immigrant running the show in the land of red, white, and blocks. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will ensue? Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

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Rosalia Minecraft Server

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