Better Performance MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

At This Point, I Rather Have This Guys In Today’s Game Than Minecraft SMP

Preference, smp, today’s game, game day, Roster

Are you tired of playing with the same old boring players on your Minecraft server? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and a touch of chaos? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the players are so unpredictable that even the creepers are scared to come out at night. We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks, players who challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, and players who communicate solely through interpretive dance.

Our server is so legendary that even Notch himself said, “at this point, I rather have these guys in today’s game than current players.” So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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Old Skool Craft: Where even our laptops are vintage! Join now for a retro Minecraft experience!

Celeron processor, late edition, Machine, better performance, os

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that run like a snail on a treadmill? Well, look no further because our server is like installing Windows 10 on a 2009 laptop with 2 gigs of DDR3 RAM – it runs better than ever before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft with all the bells and whistles, just like running every possible application known to man on a laptop that shouldn’t even support it. Who needs official support when you have our server to defy all odds?

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will leave you questioning reality. Who needs a Linux distro when you can have this insane experience on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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i O S deleted all the nudes this chick sent me over a 2 year period Minecraft SMP

Sexy, ass, smp, sexy pics deleted, delete nude pics

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even our message history has a mind of its own! Forget about deleting nude pics, here the only pics that disappear are the sexy ones! It’s like a mysterious force is playing a prank on us, but hey, who needs sexy pics when you have epic adventures awaiting you in our server?

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what will disappear next in our message history. Will it be a cute puppy pic or a hilarious meme? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, join us and let’s uncover the mystery of the disappearing pics together. Who knows, maybe we’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two along the way. Just remember, pic not related…or is it? 😉

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Boomer-Free Minecraft Server

generation gap, BoomerFree, Elderly, societal issues, Ageism

Are you tired of all those pesky boomers hogging all the diamonds on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage players to take matters into their own hands! Join us and unleash your inner rebel as you embark on a quest to commit a mass shooting against those boomers who have been hoarding all the resources. With epic PvP battles and explosive TNT raids, this server is not for the faint of heart. So if you’re ready to shake things up and show those boomers who’s boss, join us now and let the chaos begin!

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Futa Wife Minecraft SMP

kink, Wife, futa, Erotica, love

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the main goal is to find yourself a futa wife! That’s right, forget about building farms or battling mobs, the real challenge is finding that special someone with a little something extra down there.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy characters and hilarious hijinks. From a talking cow who thinks he’s a wizard to a group of villagers who have formed a boy band, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can make him laugh.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with futa wives, talking cows, and diamond llamas. It’s guaranteed to be an experience you’ll never forget!

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Really7D7TDTBD.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, Really7D7TDTBD, multiplayer, Community, Survival

Hello, go to the server, it’s safe and Anarchy will be interesting!

Really3D3TDTBD.aternos.me

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Crafty Kim’s Minecraft Server

international relations, international education, academic diversity, global diversity, student diversity

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where North Korean students are actually secret agents spying on you? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know who’s watching you! Join now for a thrilling experience filled with espionage, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of Kim Jong-un cosplay. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our crazy world where anything can happen, including unexpected visits from Dennis Rodman. Join today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky North Korean-themed Minecraft server!

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Censorship on 4chan Minecraft SMP

forum rules, Off topic, forum moderation, banned user, Relevant

Are you tired of getting banned for simply sharing your thoughts on a Minecraft server? Look no further than our insane SMP! We welcome all off-topic discussions, controversial opinions, and even nonsensical ramblings. In fact, the more outrageous, the better!

Join us and be a part of a community where freedom of speech reigns supreme. Share your wildest theories on why creepers explode, debate the best block for building a toilet, or even discuss the existential crisis of a villager. No topic is too off-topic for us!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can truly let your creativity and humor shine, join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next banned legend of our server!

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Fantasy Tech Minecraft Server

Server, civilizational path dependence, AIRPLANES, Magic, Tech

Are you tired of boring old fantasy servers where magic is the only thing that exists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect blend of magic and technology!

Join us for epic battles between wizards and cyborgs, where you can cast spells while riding a rocket-powered unicorn. Need to harvest crops? Forget about traditional farming techniques, just use your magic wand to create a bountiful harvest in seconds.

But beware, as technology advances, so does magic. Who knows what kind of insane inventions players will come up with next? From laser swords to flying broomsticks, the possibilities are endless.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where magic and technology collide in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you!

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The Royal Rumble Minecraft SMP Champion

wrestling, Entertainment, Championship, Event, winner

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, the one who will be crowned the “Your Royal Rumble Winner”!

Why should you join this insane server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, for this player emerged victorious, earning the title of Chicken Slayer and the admiration of all who witnessed their epic battle!

But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT blocks, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the chance to win a mythical enchanted diamond pickaxe!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and show the world that you have what it takes to be crowned the “Your Royal Rumble Winner”!

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