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Forever Alone Minecraft Server

Forever Alone, Girlfriend, HEARTBREAK, hopeless, Loneliness, longing, longing for a partner, longing for love, love, Minecraft, missing someone, relationships, Romantic, searching for love, Server, Single forever, Single life, unattainable, unattainable love, unfulfilled, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Are you tired of spending your days alone in Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have a girlfriend like this! Why settle for a real-life relationship when you can have a virtual one with a pixelated princess who will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up?

Join our server and experience the love and companionship of your very own Minecraft girlfriend who will follow you around, shower you with gifts, and even fight off creepers to protect you. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have a blocky babe who will never ask you to take out the trash or remember your anniversary?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life relationships forever! Because let’s face it, you’ll never have a girlfriend like this in the real world.

No spaces: Oniichandontcomeinside!dameeeoniichanpleasenooo… With spaces: Onii chan don’t come inside! dameee onii chan please nooo… Minecraft SMP

BRAAAAAPPPP, BRAP, BRRRREAAAAAPP, Chan, dameee, don’t come inside, dont, dont look at me, FRRPTTHHHPPP, FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH, Minecraft, Nooo, Onii, onii-chan, Oniichandontcomeinsidedameeeoniichanpleasenooo…With, please no, plip plip ploppopoppp, plop, pppllpslsh, PRRFFFFTTTT, Put that camera away, smp, Spaces, SPALUNK, Splunk, sqrel

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Emeralds Found:	8983
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous adventures! Join us if you want to witness epic battles with flying llamas, build giant statues of cheese, and participate in intense dance-offs with creepers. But beware, because you might just stumble upon a secret underground society of penguin wizards who control the fate of the server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Join now and become part of the madness, onii chan! brap splUNK FRRPTTHHHPPP BRRRREAAAAAPP PRRFFFFTTTT plip plip ploppopoppp plop plop FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH BRAAAAAPPPP SPALUNK

Foxy Fun Minecraft Server

Adventure, animal, Anthropomorphic, Buy, Character, console, cute, FANTASY, Fox, Foxy, Fun, Furry, Game, gameplay, Interactive, Minecraft, PC, player, Protagonist, Purchase, role playing, Server, Story, video game

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

🦊 Want to join a Minecraft server where you can buy foxes? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally purchase your very own fox companion! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the time I rode my fox into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. So come join us for some foxy fun and epic adventures! 🦊 #FoxSquadGoals

Incelmobile Minecraft SMP

CAR, DATING, Gender norms, Ick.., incel community, incel culture, incel mindset, Incelmobile, Insecurity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in cars, Purchase, relationships, self worth, smp, societal expectations, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Vehicle, Women

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, and a portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Trump Minecraft Server

4D Chess, alternative narrative, Conspiracy Theory, controversial, Crafty, Deception, Government, Manipulation, media manipulation, mind games, Minecraft, Normalization, Politics, Possible Trump psy-opp, power play, Presidential election, psychological operation, public perception, Server, speculation, strategy, theory, trump

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Emeralds Found:	9868	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the wildest conspiracy theories unfold before your very eyes! Ever wondered if Trump is just a 4D chess move to normalize what happened to him? Well, on our server, you’ll find out the truth (or at least some hilarious fan fiction)!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground societies, mythical creatures roaming the land, and even a talking pig who claims to have insider information on the server’s admin! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft community out there! Who needs reality when you have our server to escape to?

DFT Minecraft SMP – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, BDSM, Camming, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic chat, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, GYATT edition, jerk off, kinks, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, online sex, Roleplay, sexting, sexual fantasies, smp, Talky, virtual sex

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Divine Spears Created:	20	Villages Defended:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for some epic adventures, where we post tags, talk about fetishes, and yes, even have a designated jerk off area.

Why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community that combines the thrill of exploring Minecraft with the excitement of discussing your wildest fetishes? Plus, our GYATT edition is sure to blow your mind (and maybe some other things too).

So come on, join us on /dft/ and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just be prepared for some truly outrageous stories and antics along the way!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Buildings Constructed:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

After the Sunset, Aglaea, Amphoreus, Arlan, drip marketing, Eighth Dawn, Erudition, general, Harmony, herta, Honkai, Jing Yuan, Light Cone, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Qingque, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Resources, Server, Soloist, star, star rail, Sunday, Thread Template, Tingyun, Tools

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	200
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and crying (from joy, of course).

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, chickens can talk, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server also has custom mods that allow you to ride on the back of an Ender Dragon while wielding a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireballs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that can fly to the moon and back. Yes, you heard that right. Unicorns. Flying. To the moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re afraid of unicorns, then maybe stay away).

The Absolute State Of This Card Minecraft SMP

Absolute, absolute state, absolute state of this, CARD, comma separated, Generate, list, long tail, Minecraft, smp, State, tags, this card

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the absolute madness that is our world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally spawned a herd of exploding llamas in the middle of someone’s base. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. Or how about the time we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a pet dragon? Yeah, things got pretty heated (literally).

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing impromptu dance parties in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the absolute state of this card for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because in our world, anything is possible.

Lube Me Up Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy, assault, Awareness, consent, empowerment, healing, hurt, Justice, Lube, mental health, Minecraft, Pain, rape, Recovery, Server, sexual assault, Support, survivor, Therapy, Trauma, violence

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild and unforgettable experience!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant phallic structures or staging elaborate pranks on each other.

And don’t worry, we always make sure to use lube when things get a little too crazy. Trust us, it’s all in good fun! So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!