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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 317 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 284 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9255 |
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