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Game Over, Crafty Creepers

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7161
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Chimeras Created:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your dream partner before you hit level 25! All the good women are waiting for you here, ready to build a blocky paradise together.

Forget about those mentally broken radfems or old boomer betrothals – on our server, you’ll only find perfect matches who are just as obsessed with Geomaxxing as you are!

Join us now and start your blocky love story today! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft romance that’s out of this world?

PizzaCraft: Where you can copy flags and build pasta houses! 🍕🇮🇹

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6322	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more flags than a UN summit! Need a flag for your castle? We got you covered. Want to create a flag that will make Italy jealous? We’ve got that too.

Join our server and create the most outrageous flags you can imagine. Just remember, if you try to copy Italy’s flag, be prepared for some serious flag drama. Who knew flags could be so scandalous?

So come on over and let your flag fly high on our server. Just be ready for some flag-tastic fun!

Raptor Jesus’ Revenge: A Minecraft Server of Epic Proportions

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of living in fear of Raptor Jesus returning and wreaking havoc on your Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is Raptor Jesus-proof! Our team of expert builders have constructed an impenetrable fortress to keep him at bay. Join now and never worry about being trampled by a giant dinosaur with a messiah complex ever again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Yes, you read that right. Bacon. Trees. Need we say more?

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, why not join our secret underground society of llama warriors? These majestic creatures are more than just pack animals – they’re trained in the art of llama-fu and will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that come your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another day in Minecraft!

Pixelated Pals: The Blocky Simulation Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Magic Items Found:	1418	Dragon Eggs Found:	1372

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us as we uncover the truth behind our existence in this wacky world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, maybe we’ll discover that we’re all just characters in a giant simulation created by a group of mischievous aliens!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious portal and unlock its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a mind-blowing adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our server, where you can explore the mystical Necropolis filled with ancient ruins and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with patch notes that will blow your mind. We’ve got challenge rewards that will make you question reality and PoE 2 early access in 2024! Yes, you heard that right, time travel is real on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a whole arsenal of compiled links, tools, and utilities that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

CraftingHusbandMaterial: Where you can mine for love and build a happy family in Minecraft!

aspirations, BUILD, children, Contentment, CraftingHusbandMaterial, domestic bliss, dream home, dream life, family, Future, good house, good place, Happiness, Happy, home, ideal life, Kids, Long-term goals, love, loving husband, Marriage, Minecraft, Spouse, Stability

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, wishing for a loving husband to share your Minecraft adventures with? Look no further! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft bachelors just waiting to build a cozy house with you and start a pixelated family.

Join our server and find your perfect match among our community of players who are all searching for that special someone to craft with. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with love and creepers.

So why settle for a single-player world when you can have a loving husband, kids, and a beautiful house in a place where the only limit is your imagination? Join our server now and start your pixelated love story today!

Ye Olde Potato Kingdom

Britain, british empire, Colonialism, Commonwealth, culture, Democracy, Diversity, england, History, imperialism, INDEPENDENCE, India, Kingdom, Monarchy, Northern Ireland, olde, Partition, Potato, raj, relations, scotland, United Kingdom, wales

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Britain and India collide in a wacky and wild adventure! Join us for a chance to build your own Taj Mahal next to Big Ben, because why not?

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you can’t ride a llama while sipping on a cup of tea? Well, look no further! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as Queen Victoria while sipping on a virtual cup of tea that actually boosts your mining skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Sir Minecraftalot, who once defeated a creeper with nothing but a baguette and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he can summon a rain of diamonds just by doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of Britain and India coming together in the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

AutistCraft: Where even the creepers are socially awkward!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	487	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of falling for fake rumors and myths in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has been thoroughly inspected by expert autists to debunk all those crazy conspiracy theories you’ve heard about the game. We even managed to track down the lead game designer to confirm that there are no secret hidden levels or mythical creatures lurking in the shadows. Join us and put those wild rumors to rest once and for all!

Loose-Leaf Newsletter: The Minecraft Server of Your Dreams!

America, definition, dreams, equity, European Americans, European men, false, favorites, hate, lesbians, library, Life, loose-leaf newsletter, LooseLeaf, middle class, Minecraft, Newsletter, non gays, pamphlets, ridiculous pamphlet, right of center, Server, slow motion torture, True

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their background or beliefs! Join us for a wild ride through a world where European American middle class non-gays are the ultimate underdogs, fighting against the tyranny of lesbian overlords who despise them for their impeccable fashion sense and love of cheeseburgers.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!

The Crafty Husbands’ Minecraft Mansion

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the harem of an all-powerful, 5D-eyed, abs-tastic god emperor king universe supreme! That’s right, our server is ruled by a being with more superpowers than you can even imagine, and he’s looking for wives to join him in his quest for intergalactic domination.

Forget about building pixelated houses and tending to virtual crops, on our server you’ll be engaging in epic battles against gen-z exhibitionists, unlocking the secrets of 6D and 7D superpowers, and maybe even getting a chance to ride in a NASA-developed faster-than-light vehicle. Who needs a boring old beach season when you can show off your family of wives to the entire universe?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the limits of the 7D universe). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers

Bepo, blackbeard, break next week, Brogy, CREEPERS, dory, Dragon.., Egghead, Enel, giant milk, giants, gorosei, law, Luffy, MARINES, Newkama Island, one piece, PirateCraft, sabo, Saint Saturn, spoilers, spunk, Zolo

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures just like in the world of One Piece! Imagine a world where Law and Bepo are Blackbeard’s prisoners, Luffy is fighting the Gorosei, and Zolo is getting involved in all sorts of crazy antics.

Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!