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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 2384 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 4790 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
Crops Grown: | 4193 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, who mined so much diamond that he became the richest player on the server. He built a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and rode a pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. And guess what? He got compensated for his effort with a real-life diamond crown!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Redstone Wizard, who created a working computer within the game. He now has his own tech startup in Silicon Valley and is a billionaire in real life. All thanks to his hard work on our server.
So, if you want to be like Steve or the Redstone Wizard, join our Minecraft SMP now and start working hard to create 50,000x the value of the average joe schmoe. Don’t be a lazy sack of shit, join us and reach your full potential!