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Cheapsville: Where even the creepers can afford a house!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	130	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the housing market is so cheap, you’ll think you’re in Flint, MI! Our average income to home price ratio is a mind-blowing 0.95, meaning you can buy a mansion with just pocket change!

Join us and build your dream home without breaking the bank. Want a castle made of diamonds? Done. A treehouse in the clouds? Easy peasy. A cozy hobbit hole with a view of the lava lake? We got you covered.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own the house of your dreams for less than a year’s salary. Come join us on our server and start building your affordable paradise today!

MineWatch: The Blocky Battle Royale

battle, blocky, Clash gamemode, Colosseo rework, comics, competitive, Defense Matrix, dev tracker, esports, Hanzo skin, Kiriko spam filterlist, Map reworks, MineWatch, Mirrorwatch mode, Music, new hero, new tank, overwatch, Overwatch Wiki, OWSC Dallas Major, patch notes, Porsche Collab, Pride Event, Royale.., Runasapi Push Map, Season 10, Short stories, Space Ranger, Venture

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9846	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Enchantments Applied:	222	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join now for a chance to play in our Clash gamemode trial where you can battle it out with your friends from April 16th to April 29th. And if that’s not enough, we have Mirrorwatch mode coming up from April 23th to May 13th, where everything is flipped upside down – literally!

But wait, there’s more! We have a Pride Event happening from June 1st to 30th, where you can show off your rainbow-colored creations and win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Porsche Collab happening sometime during Season 10 – because who doesn’t want to drive a fancy sports car in Minecraft, am I right?

And if you’re a competitive player, we’ve got you covered with our Competitive rework and Season 11 featuring the new Runasapi Push Map and Colosseo rework. Plus, get ready for Space Ranger in Season 12 and a brand new tank in Season 14 – because who needs boring old tanks when you can have futuristic space tanks instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case, stay away because things are about to get wild!

Hand Holding & Kisses Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Looking for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to find your virtual soulmate! Join us for a chance to hold hands with a pixelated beauty and maybe even steal a kiss under the virtual stars. Who needs real-life relationships when you can experience the thrill of virtual romance on our server? So come on, log in, and get ready to feel the love (or at least the pixels)!

ChunkyChibiCraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Crops Grown:	9465	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, cows can talk, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave.

Join us on our server where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to battle a dragon with a rubber chicken? We’ve got you covered! Our server is so insane, you’ll be laughing your way through dungeons and slaying monsters with a banana sword.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the annual “Zombie Disco Party” where the undead get down and boogie all night long. And don’t forget about our “Pig Racing Championships” where you can bet on your favorite swine to win the grand prize of a diamond-encrusted saddle.

So why wait? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our crazy, zany world? See you there in just 2 months!

‘MericaCraft: Where creepers wear cowboy hats and zombies crave apple pie! 🇺🇸🍰 #USAminecraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	357037
Magic Items Found:	5146	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of living in a country that is objectively worse than ours! Join us for a virtual vacation where you can forget about all your problems and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is so amazing that even the villagers have better healthcare than most countries! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mines – they’re so rich that even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we have great insurance)! Who needs to live in a subpar country when you can be a virtual king or queen in our Minecraft world?

MooCraft: Where Cows Rule and ‘Cattle Die’ is Just a Game!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Potions Brewed:	118	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and swim in lava without getting burned (don’t ask us how, it’s magic)! Our server is so wild that even the cows have learned how to breakdance and the villagers throw epic raves every night.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen, and nothing is off-limits. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

PurrfectCraft: Where Cats Rule and Creepers Drool! Meow-tastic Adventures Await!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	477537	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Animals Bred:	168
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only rule is to post a cat to get a vidya recommendation! Why, you ask? Well, because our resident cat guru, Mr. Whiskers, has an uncanny ability to predict the best video games for you based on your feline friend. Trust us, his recommendations are purr-fect every time! Plus, rumor has it that posting a particularly cute cat might even unlock a secret level where you can battle zombie kittens for rare loot. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the cat-ventures begin!

LoonyCraft: Aussie Madness with Mo and Friends

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Enchantments Applied:	56	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got girders everywhere, like seriously, you’ll never see so many girders in one place. Why girders, you ask? Well, because girders are the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, obviously.

Join our server and embark on a quest to collect all the girders and harness their power to build the most insane structures you can imagine. Need a giant girder castle? We got you covered. Want to create a girder rollercoaster that defies gravity? We can make it happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Girder King, a mystical being who will challenge you to girder-building battles that will test your skills and creativity. Defeat the Girder King and earn the title of Girder Master, with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our girder-filled world and let the madness begin!

MineCrafty Fantasy Fun Zone – ‘/ffg/ Edition’

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy on steroids!

Join our server and embark on epic quests like Final Fantasy XVI: THE RISING TIDE – set to release on April 18th, 2024 (in Minecraft time, of course). Battle fierce monsters, uncover ancient mysteries, and maybe even find a Chocobo or two along the way.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Final Fantasy VII Rebirth where you can relive the iconic story with a Minecraft twist. Or check out Final Fantasy Brave Exvius: War of the Visions and lead your own army to victory in epic battles.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail where you can explore a vast world filled with magic and danger. Or travel back in time to Final Fantasy XI and experience the nostalgia of classic MMORPG gameplay.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience Final Fantasy like never before. Who needs a sword and shield when you’ve got a diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor? Let the adventure begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’ in Minecraft fun!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by happy couples in real life? Do you want to escape to a world where height doesn’t matter and you can be the king of your own castle? Join our Minecraft server and leave those manlets behind! Build your own empire, find love in the pixelated world, and show those couples who’s boss. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones in our epic Minecraft server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!