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CraftyBanana Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is straight-up bananas! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to all who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret rainbow cave guarded by a pack of evil bunnies).

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our enchanted forest spa. And don’t forget to visit our pixelated petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable baby zombies and ride on the backs of giant spiders.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft adventure and experience the ultimate WTF moments!

CraftyCreeper69420 – Minecraft SMP Extraordinaire

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers starting a revolution against the players.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and hosts weekly knitting circles in the End dimension. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, participate in a synchronized swimming competition with squids, and attend a fancy gala hosted by the chickens.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The sheep have formed a secret society plotting to overthrow the players, and the cows have started a protest demanding better living conditions in the pastures.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this insane journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you in the world of KINO!

BoysParentsRetireNoCareAITAH

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Are you tired of real-life drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your time (in a fun way, of course)!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your boyfriend’s parents demanding money or making poor real estate investments. Instead, you can focus on building your dream house, getting married to your Minecraft partner, and starting a virtual family without any financial stress.

Plus, our server is filled with players from all over the world, so you can experience different cultural values without the conflict. Who needs real-life problems when you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Because let’s face it, building a blocky empire is way more fun than dealing with selfish in-laws and financial struggles. See you in the virtual world!

KremlinCraft: AdSense Shutdown Special

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so like, u know how google is always doin’ stuff and then changin’ their minds? well, this time they straight up shut down AdSense in russia! like, can u imagine the chaos? but guess what, we got the inside scoop on why this happened. apparently, the kremlin was like, “hey google, we don’t like how u doin’ business here,” and google was like, “peace out, russia!” but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the kremlin can’t shut us down. join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a run-in with a russian spy or two. come on, what are u waitin’ for? join now before the kremlin comes knockin’ on our virtual door!

BlockyBoysLazyLand

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So, like, if you’re a dude who loves being lazy, this server is totally for you, bro! We have like, lazy mobs that just chill and don’t even attack you. And get this, we have lazy villagers who will straight up trade with you without moving an inch. It’s like a lazy paradise, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have this epic lazy king who just sits on his lazy throne all day, giving out lazy quests for you to complete. And if you’re too lazy to do them, no worries, he won’t even care. Plus, we have lazy building competitions where you can just throw a few blocks together and call it a masterpiece.

So come join our server, where laziness is not just accepted, it’s encouraged. Who needs to work hard in Minecraft when you can just be lazy and have a blast? Let’s get lazy together, dude!

MineRush

Bedwars, Builders, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, lobbies, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Welcome to Minerush

Are you ready for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Join Minerush, the ultimate server where excitement never ends! Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a creative builder, we have something for everyone:

Join a friendly and active community, compete in thrilling events, and experience a server like no other. What are you waiting for? Join Minerush today and become a legend!

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OPENMCVN

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IP cho PC: vn.openmcvn.net IP cho PE: vn.openmcvn.net Port 19132 Version from 1.20.6-1.21 Everyone come play and support!

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HonkaiCraft – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Wind Hunt? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make Moze’s Lightning Hunt look like child’s play.

Join us for the wildest duels under the pristine blue sky, just like in our 2.4 Preview Page where you can battle it out with Yunli and Huohuo. And don’t forget to watch out for the sweltering furnace in our Myriad Celestia Trailer – it’s hotter than Yukong’s fire attacks!

With character banners featuring Lynx and light cone banners like Dance at Sunset, you’ll be partying all night long on our server. Plus, we have redeemable codes that are more valuable than a snack from Yunli herself!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to mind the swelter and watch the furnace – things can get pretty crazy around here!

Minecraft SMP: Chip’s Cozy Adventures in Palestine #1637

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Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP for a chaotic experience like no other! We’ve got Glowniggers trying to subvert us, earthquakes shaking things up, and even a ship being attacked in the Red Sea – talk about drama! But that’s not all, we’ve got the Syrian Arab Army thwarting infiltration attempts, ISIS making a comeback, and the US struggling to defeat the Houthis. And don’t even get us started on the Israel-Palestine conflict – we’ve got guides, documentaries, and even former US Marines sharing their hot takes. So if you’re ready for some insane adventures, join us now and denounce the Talmud while you’re at it – Total Kike Death, baby! 😂🔥 #MinecraftMadness #SMPShenanigans #JoinUsNow

MomHubbyGetALife

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than trying to navigate a relationship with your mom’s husband, John.

Just like the back and forth between you and John, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Will you be able to navigate the ups and downs of our server like you navigate your complicated relationship with John?

With more plot twists than a soap opera, our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama in your own life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is surviving the night.

So come join us and experience a server that’s more unpredictable than John’s mood swings. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to mend your relationship with John while you’re at it. But let’s be real, that’s probably more unlikely than finding diamonds on your first day in Minecraft.

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	97	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1834	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Star Shards Collected:	136
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ores Mined:	7391
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4722	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Groundbreaking Beth Phoenix Minecraft Servers

CraftyBanana Minecraft Server

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CraftyCreeper69420 – Minecraft SMP Extraordinaire

Stats November 22, 2024

BoysParentsRetireNoCareAITAH

Stats November 22, 2024

MineRush

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OPENMCVN

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HonkaiCraft – Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Minecraft SMP: Chip’s Cozy Adventures in Palestine #1637

Stats November 22, 2024

MomHubbyGetALife

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Crops Grown:	3376	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1