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Saphrex-SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crops Grown:	5837
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Saphrex-SMP New project that was just released with version 1.0.0 Polish coming soon as we push stable versions of the server. The server feature an Hub The server features an Survival *Disclaimer The server is currently work in progress, any bugs or non-playable areas or commands needs to be reported to the Owner ( 24/7 support ) The channels that the owner operates : Discord : In-Game : FATHERR__

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Lose Trump Minecraft Server

Deception, Defeat, DJT, Downfall, dying company, election, fabrication, Failure, grift, hype, LOSE, LOSING, Manipulation, Minecraft, Mumbai, Politics, prediction, rug pull, scam, Server, shitcoin, trump, Warning

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Love Letters Sent:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise excitement but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for the wildest ride of your life as we promise you more drama than a Mumbai soap opera. Our server is so unpredictable, even Donald Trump himself couldn’t handle the chaos.

On Wednesday, we’re going to shake things up so hard that $DJT will look like a stable investment in comparison. Don’t miss out on this final grift, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT).

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2245

assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, fanfic recordings, FICS, full episodes, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, MrKillWolf666, overpopulation, rehabilitating, shorts, Skibidi Vox Edition, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ores Mined:	3605
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mines Excavated:	2573	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with demon rehabilitation, assassin businesses, and princesses of Hell trying to reduce overpopulation by opening hotels.

In this server, you’ll have the chance to team up with Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona as they navigate running a startup in Hell. Who knew demons could be so entrepreneurial?

But that’s not all! You’ll also have the opportunity to help Charlie in her quest to rehabilitate demons and send them off to Heaven. It’s like a twisted version of Animal Crossing, but with more fire and brimstone.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a demon rehab program or running your own assassin business. The possibilities are endless, and the chaos is guaranteed. Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Khyscraft

Adventures, Benefits, Claim Land, cosmetic weapons, Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Economy, exclusive items, Experience, Grinding, Homes, item drops, MCMMO, Premium Ranks, PvP, PvP encounters, PvP zone, rankings, Ranks, smp, Survival, Tokens, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Crops Grown:	1733	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magic Items Found:	1453
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

KHYSCRAFT is a vanilla SMP server that includes an economy and various features. It has a pvp zone for players looking to battle opponents or friends, where item drops occur and players can strive for top rankings. You have the ability to claim land with a gold shovel; the more active you are in the server, the more claims you will get.

To get custom enchants, you must have specific amount of experience. Earn tokens that can be traded in a designated area to get powerful cosmetic weapons for adventures or pvp encounters.

There are ranks you can achieve to increase the number of homes you can set, and premium ranks facilitate easy access to exclusive items, making the grinding process smoother and providing extra benefits.

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▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Animals Bred:	151
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Nikke’s Crafty Minecraft Server

Android, anniversary, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, Crafty, Developer’s Note, Events, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Ios, Livestream, long tail tags, maintenance, Minecraft, new players, Nikkes, PC, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, update

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping it low! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous stories.

Download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our server is so crazy that even the pigs are doing the cha-cha slide!

Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26th, where we’ll be giving away diamond swords and enchanted armor to lucky players. And don’t miss our upcoming events like the Solo Raid: Behemoth, where you’ll battle a giant chicken boss with a vendetta against all players!

But wait, there’s more! Our special recruit this month is Rumani, a mystical wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns to aid you in battle. And coming soon, we have Cinderella, who will turn your pumpkin carriage into a flying machine of destruction!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember to watch out for the killer wife lurking in the shadows…she’s got a mean party cleaning service!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

16175768, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, answer, Builder, Community, discussion, forum, Help, internet, long tail, Minecraft, no, ONLINE, post, question.., smp, tag list, tags, Thread

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	34	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	1219
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build houses out of diamond blocks just because you can. Our server is ruled by a group of evil chickens who demand sacrifices of cake and cookies in exchange for protection from the dreaded Ender Dragon.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken overlords and establish a llama utopia where everyone gets free wool and carrots for life.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Legend Factions

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Spigot, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Dimension Hops:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Key Features: Pets — Bring your pets into battle for extra buffs, unique abilities, and more. Raid Outpost — Raid and gain control of the outpost, then defend it against other enemies. Darkzone — Explore the dark world to farm custom mobs, control the outpost, and gain crystals. Koths — Kill other players and capture the koths for loot, rewards, and more, the last team standing wins! Outposts — Claim and defend the outposts for buff and perks! . Boss Events — The player who deals the most damage to the Boss will be awarded the loot. Pinata — Pinatas drop loot on every hit, battle players for the rights to that loot! Custom Enchants — Upgrade your armor with simple but impactful enchants for extra support. :emerald~1: Gems — Gems are our custom currency on Legend Factions, you can earn them through events, voting and crates. Use your gems to unlock ranks and perks. And much more.

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SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, dating app, Despair, die alone, download tinder, hate Tinder, HEARTBREAK, hopeless, kill myself, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, self love, self worth, self-care, Server, Single life, Swipecraft, Tinder

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4533
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of swiping left on Tinder and feeling like you’ll never find love? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our server is filled with players who are all looking for their player two, so you’re bound to find your Minecraft soulmate here.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure that is said to bring eternal happiness to whoever finds it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of diamond-armored creepers. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless treasure and live happily ever after?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to Tinder-induced despair. Who needs dating apps when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

funny, Funny Moments, funny sports, hilarious sports, Minecraft, Shit, shithousery, smp, sports, sports antics, sports banter, sports clowning, sports comedy, Sports Entertainment, sports gags, sports hijinks, sports humor, sports jokes, sports mischief, sports pranks, sports shenanigans, sports silliness, sports tomfoolery, sports tricks, sports trolling

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!