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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 3924 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6510 |
plus, we got this super cool feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s totally legit, trust me.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, it’s like the hottest spot in the server. you gotta be there to believe it.
so yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then you gotta come hang out with us. we’re like the coolest kids on the block, except we’re all pixelated and stuff.