We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide.
You can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle.
Who needs books when you can have a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best jokes?
Join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your own craziness!
But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like, super cool and they host these crazy events where you can win rare items like a diamond pickaxe that can mine bedrock or a potion that turns you into a flying pig! Plus, there’s this secret society of players who only communicate in pig Latin and they have their own secret base hidden in the clouds!
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP ever, then you need to join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens riding on the backs of zombie horses. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying llama and saves the day with his trusty diamond sword!
And that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that turn you into a dancing panda. Plus, every full moon, the entire server transforms into unicorns and rainbows shoot out of our butts. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!
So come join us on the most bonkers, wacky, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your wildest dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, whose magical horn can grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on an adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness! See you there, <3
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Sword of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil Ender Dragons who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.
Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that whoever captures the Rainbow Llama will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend! Just remember to watch out for those pesky griefers and lava traps along the way. Good luck, adventurer!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats. These llamas led the player on a wild adventure through a pixelated wonderland filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and a talking chicken who only spoke in puns.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that players from all over the world come to try and capture it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on YLYLLYLYLL and embark on a journey full of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of chicken magic. Who knows what wonders you’ll discover in this wacky world of blocky madness!
| Information | Links |
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| Server Trailer | Watch Here |
| TikTok | Visit Here |
| Server IP | defend.avalon.today |
Avalon is Under Attack!
You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone. You can join a kingdom, or create your own kingdom and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?
Avalon is an mmoRPG in its purest form. By combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft, and without messing with the regular mechanics of Minecraft, Avalon simply layers additional features on top of regular survival gameplay. Over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of thick storyline featuring over 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!! Check us out; you’ve never seen a server like this.
But seriously, this server is lit AF. We’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. Don’t miss out, bro!
But wait, there’s more! The community on this server is like, the friendliest ever. Like, everyone is always sharing their resources and helping each other out. One time, I got lost in a cave and thought I was gonna die, but then this random player swooped in and saved me with a stack of golden apples. It was epic!
And don’t even get me started on the events they host. Last week, we had a massive build battle where we had to create a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. It was so ridiculous and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing the whole time.
So yeah, if you want your life to be filled with crazy adventures, generous players, and non-stop laughter, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Join our server for non-stop wacky adventures and hilarious moments that you truly can’t make up. From random llama parades to chicken beauty pageants, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the craziest and most entertaining place to be!
| Server IP | MC.LVRPG.NET |
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| Java Version | 1.21.1 |
A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience
The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers a mix of classic survival gameplay with RPG elements. Players have the freedom to explore, build, and delve into the RPG side of the server at their own pace. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, and more, there is always something new to discover on the server.
The Kingdom of Longbirch is in a period of tentative peace after a war against the shadow demon Arglazia. New threats and mysteries emerge, calling heroes to protect Longbirch from looming shadows. From old cults to the secrets of Fontaine, players must come together to face new challenges.
Forget about all the drama and negativity in the world, on this server, we don’t even know what problems are supposed to be! It’s like living in a dream where everything is just rainbows and unicorns.
And get this, if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, you can just chill with us and have a good laugh. We’re open-minded to everything, even if we don’t understand it.
So, come join us and let’s all have a great time together! And remember, the solution to all your problems is just to join our server and have a blast. Don’t miss out, bros and broettes!
We promise a push-pull dynamic that will keep you on your toes. One day you’ll be building a castle together, the next you’ll be griefing each other’s creations. It’s all part of the fun!
And don’t worry about commitment, just like this girl, we don’t want anything serious. But we do want you to join us for hours of gameplay, late-night adventures, and plenty of drama.
So come on down to our server, where the only thing more confusing than our rules is this guy’s relationship. And hey, maybe you’ll even find some books that belonged to someone’s late mom – it’s all part of the experience!