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BookWormSMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Star Shards Collected:	96	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear! And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken spawned and started attacking me, but luckily I had my trusty pet llama with me to save the day!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like, super cool and they host these crazy events where you can win rare items like a diamond pickaxe that can mine bedrock or a potion that turns you into a flying pig! Plus, there’s this secret society of players who only communicate in pig Latin and they have their own secret base hidden in the clouds!

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP ever, then you need to join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyBookworms

all-time favorite, best book, bestseller, Book Club, book lover, book recommendations, book review, bookworm, CraftyBookworms, favorite book, Fiction, literary classics, literary masterpiece, Literature, must-read, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, reading list, reading material, top books

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Animals Bred:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of reading boring books and want to dive into a world of adventure and craziness? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a literary journey like no other, where you can battle dragons, explore ancient libraries, and maybe even stumble upon a book that transports you to a whole new dimension (just watch out for the paper cuts). So put down that dusty old novel and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

BookCrafters

Author, bestseller, Book, BookCrafters, bookstore, bookworm, Characters, classic, Contemporary, favourite book, Fiction, genre, library, literary, Literature, must-read, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, Plot, reading

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old book clubs where all you do is sit around and discuss literature? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where we bring your favorite books to life in the most epic way possible. Imagine fighting off hordes of zombies with Harry Potter by your side, or building a castle with the help of Gandalf. Who needs a book club when you can live out your favorite stories in Minecraft? Join now for a literary adventure like no other!

RomantasyMinecraft SMP

bestseller, Book Club, book lover, book recommendation, bookish, bookworm, enchanting tale, escapism, FANTASY, favorite book, fictional world, literary escapade, love story, magical romance, must-read, reading list, romance, romantasy, RomantasyMinecraft, romantic fantasy, smp, Top Picks

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Love Letters Sent:	19
Void Armor Forged:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7177	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join an EPIC Minecraft SMP where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens riding on the backs of zombie horses. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying llama and saves the day with his trusty diamond sword!

And that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that turn you into a dancing panda. Plus, every full moon, the entire server transforms into unicorns and rainbows shoot out of our butts. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

So come join us on the most bonkers, wacky, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

MineCraftLit

bestseller, book lovers, book recommendation, classic, Contemporary, Educational, enlightening, essential reading, Fiction, Impactful, inspiring, literary gem, Literature, MineCraftLit, must-read, non-fiction, page-turner, reading list, Thought-provoking, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	98	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like reading “War and Peace” while riding a rollercoaster made of Jell-O. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs books when you can experience the ultimate adventure in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

No. 696492945 Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Author, bestseller, Book, Book Club, book recommendation, book review, captivating story, Fiction, Literature, love, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 696492945, novel, page-turner, romance, Server, Suspense, Thriller, Writing

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mines Excavated:	4967
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your wildest dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, whose magical horn can grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating).

Comic Con Minecraft Server

bestseller, Comic, CON, discussion, hate, Manga, Manga community, manga community backlash, manga controversy, Manga criticism, Manga culture, manga fanbase, Manga fandom, manga forum, manga popularity, manga rankings., manga readers, manga reception, manga sales, manga threads, Minecraft, Popular, Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Sword of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil Ender Dragons who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that whoever captures the Rainbow Llama will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend! Just remember to watch out for those pesky griefers and lava traps along the way. Good luck, adventurer!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, bestseller, Book, captivating characters, CraftyBlock, Enigmatic, Fiction, gripping read, intriguing plot, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 927926088, novel, page-turner, Server, Suspense, suspenseful twists, Thriller, unknown writer, YLYLLYLYLL

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats. These llamas led the player on a wild adventure through a pixelated wonderland filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and a talking chicken who only spoke in puns.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that players from all over the world come to try and capture it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on YLYLLYLYLL and embark on a journey full of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of chicken magic. Who knows what wonders you’ll discover in this wacky world of blocky madness!

The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

acclaimed book, best books, bestseller, blocky, book awards, book buzz, book critics, book lovers, book recommendation, book review, Bookworms, Incelyork Times, literary acclaim, literary community, Literature, Minecraft, must-read, New York Times, popular book, reading, Server, Times, top books, widely acclaimed

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Killer Anthology Minecraft Server

#NewRelease, ANTHOLOGY, bestseller, Book, chilling, ComingSoon, countdown, EXCITEMENT, Horror, Killer, Minecraft, murder, MustHave, mustread, Mystery, PageTurner., Release, Scary, Server, Styema, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1917
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9147	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, buckle up buttercup because the Anthology of the Killer is coming to styema in just 3 days! And guess what? You have no excuse not to join now!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that this server is home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. We’re talking killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into a shower of diamonds. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can defeat the final boss on this server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join the Anthology of the Killer server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, you have no excuse not to join. See you on the other side, brave Minecraft warrior!

SoccerCraft SMP – >WorldCupWasTwoYearsAgo

competitive event, football championship, Global Event, gtWorldCupWasTwoYearsAgo, historic event, international competition, major tournament, memorable moments, past event, significant event, smp, soccer tournament, SoccerCraft, sporting event, sporting milestone, sports event, sports history, sports nostalgia, two years ago, World Cup, world cup anniversary, world cup celebration, world cup memories

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8615	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	211	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Emeralds Found:	374
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of living in the past? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we host our very own World Cup every week! That’s right, forget about the real world cup that happened two years ago, come join us for some epic soccer matches in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs Messi and Ronaldo when you have Steve and Alex showing off their mad skills on the field?

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Cup, where players compete to see who can defeat the Ender Dragon in the most creative and ridiculous ways possible. From riding pigs into battle to using nothing but fishing rods, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and the sheer madness of it all. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft World Cup champion!

TV-Free MineServer

#mineserver, Apology, City Living, common area, Communication, compromise, Conflict, ENTITLEMENT, financial responsibility, Happy, income, MONEY, Netflix, one screen, refusing to pay, Rent, roommates, selfish, tv shows, tv subscription, TVFree, Upgrade

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle roommate disputes in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the drama unfold as players fight over who gets to control the TV in the common area. Will you be the one to upgrade the Netflix subscription and bring peace to the household, or will you be the one labeled as the TV hog?

Experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before, as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a Minecraft world with others. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who charges extra for Netflix access? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knew that Minecraft could be so full of roommate shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate roommate showdown!

HangryCraft: NoPayNoEat

celiac, Communication, dietary restrictions, eating out, food accommodations, food allergies, food delivery, food preferences, food sharing, Friends, gluten free, HangryCraft, lunch, lunchtime, meal planning, misunderstanding, NoPayNoEat, payment, Restaurant, social etiquette, soy sauce, work lunch

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any soy sauce-covered blocks to ruin your gluten-free gaming experience!

Join us and never worry about accidentally ingesting gluten while crafting your virtual world. Our players are always looking out for each other, just like in the story of the friend who brought the gluten-filled lunch – except here, we make sure all our in-game food is celiac-friendly!

And don’t worry about owing anyone lunch in return – on our server, we believe in sharing resources and helping each other out without expecting anything in return. So come join us and let’s build a gluten-free paradise together!

CakeConnoisseur Minecraft SMP

Bakery, Cake, CakeConnoisseur, celebration, confection, craving, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, Favorite, guilty pleasure, homemade, indulgence, Minecraft, Mouthwatering, once in a lifetime, Pastry, smp, special occasion, sugary, SWEET, temptation, Treat

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1215
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you can only eat one cake in your whole life! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of cake-loving pandas who believe that consuming more than one cake will bring about the end of the world.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other shenanigans to get into on our server. We have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, and a PvP arena where the only weapon allowed is a rubber chicken.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where cake is both a blessing and a curse. Just remember, choose your one cake wisely…it could be the difference between life and death (or at least a really bad stomachache).

MineCraftLove – No Miners Allowed

Allowed, MinecraftLove, miners

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for compliments? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a meaningful connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to find love with someone who knows how to craft a relationship that’s as strong as diamond armor. Say goodbye to redstone heartbreak and hello to a pixel-perfect partnership. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and love together!

CraftyDestinyMCServ

API, Armor Picker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyDestinyMCServ, Debuffs, Destiny General, Destiny-2Gunsmith, dim, Dps, Guide, News, PressKits, Reject Piss, Resources, Return to Cat, Stats, the final shape, The New Path for Bungie, TTK, twab, Update 8.0.5.3

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Votes:	9587	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this server that will blow your mind! Join us for Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, if you eat one of those carrots, you gain the ability to fly in the game for 24 hours. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! We have epic quests that will take you through dungeons filled with creepers wearing top hats and skeletons playing saxophones. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are plentiful. Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition awaits you!

AdversePossessionGamer Minecraft SMP

Adverse possession, AdversePossessionGamer, Estate Planning, find recently deceased land owner, get color of title, Inheritance, land disputes, land ownership, legal loopholes, Minecraft, no children, no immediate relatives, no mortgage, park rv on land, pay the taxes, profit, property law, property rights, property taxes, real estate, smp, squatter’s rights, watch local obituaries

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land is up for grabs and the only rule is to be the last one standing! Join us as we embark on a wild journey of claiming land by any means necessary.

Forget about mining for resources or building epic structures, the real challenge is finding the most outrageous ways to secure your territory. Want to park your RV on someone’s land and claim it as your own? Go for it! Just make sure to pay the taxes and get that color of title to officially become the landowner.

But be warned, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that some players have even resorted to checking local obituaries to find recently deceased landowners with no heirs. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but the rewards are worth it.

So if you’re ready to take on the ultimate challenge and become the ruler of your own domain, join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, strategy, and pure chaos. Just remember, in this game, there are no rules – only winners and losers.

CraftyWarz: West’s Weapon Ban Fail

arms control, Ban, Business Insider, Conflict, CraftyWarz, Defense, defense policy, Fail, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Invasion, military capabilities, military intervention, military strategy, military tactics, political analysis, russia, Ukraine, war experts, weapon, weapons restrictions, weapons technology, West, west’s

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1639	Dragon Eggs Found:	6710
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is invading russia but with a twist – they have unlimited weapons and the west is just sitting back watching the chaos unfold.

imagine riding a nuclear missile like a surfboard while battling russian soldiers on the streets of moscow. or teaming up with ukrainian pandas armed with rocket launchers to take down putin’s army of zombie bears.

we’ve got custom weapons, insane battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. so what are you waiting for? join now and help ukraine conquer russia in the most ridiculous way possible!

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

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Join us and experience a world where women are adored and welcomed with open arms. Our community is filled with sincere and caring individuals who always make sure you’re comfortable and happy.

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SMP_MineCrafty2030

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Animals Bred:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens have formed a secret society plotting against the players.

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