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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 718 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 332 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff. and, like, the other day, a creeper rode in on a rainbow and exploded into a bunch of diamonds. it was, like, so epic, bro.
also, like, our mods are, like, super cool and they give out free pizza every friday. and, like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken and it came to life and started dancing. it was, like, the craziest thing ever, man.
oh, and, like, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and, like, a portal to another dimension? yeah, dude, you gotta join this server, it’s, like, the best thing ever.
