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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5404 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
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