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/Diamonds/ – Minecraft SMP

(Audio), 4chan, 90s trance, album release, album submission, board suggestion, cover art, DEADLINE, diamonds, digital music production, Feedback, file sharing, lossless format, Minecraft, music making, music production, music site, smp, submission guidelines, submission process, Theme, wikis

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Towns Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with insanity and chaos!

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers approaches you, asking for a dance-off! Or how about the time when a herd of pigs started a revolution against the cows, demanding equal rights for all farm animals? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic music production competition you’ve ever seen. Join in on the fun and create your very own 90s trance masterpiece to be featured on our 14th album. Who knows, maybe your track will become the next big hit on YouTube!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft SMP today. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of creativity!

Woke-Free Minecraft Server

anti woke, conflicting ideologies, identity crisis, left wing, Minecraft, outcast, political affiliations, political alignment, political beliefs, political divide, political identity, political ideologies, political polarization, political spectrum, political views, right wing, Server, social justice, social movements, social outcast, societal norms, WokeFree

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in the middle of the political spectrum? Are you too anti-woke for the left and too left wing for the right? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape the madness of real life politics by building your own virtual utopia where everyone gets along… or not!

On our server, you can create your own political party, overthrow the government, or just chill with some llamas in a cozy mountain village. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of truth and justice, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether.

So come on, join us and let your political frustrations melt away in a world where anything is possible… as long as you can survive the creeper explosions and zombie hordes, that is. See you in the game, comrade!

Grandma’s Turkey SMP Adventure

Adventure, alone, ALRIGHT, apartment, Experience, family, fat, Grandma, Grandmas, holidays, home, Memories, Miserable, mom, NEGATIVE, past, Positive, smp, thankful, Thanksgiving, tradition, turkey, Visit, WORST

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	164734
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Void Armor Forged:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring family gatherings and awkward conversations with distant relatives? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the holiday madness! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your annoying family members.

Imagine building a giant turkey statue to celebrate Thanksgiving, or pranking your friends with exploding snowmen during Christmas. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So why spend another holiday season listening to your mom complain about the food when you could be mining diamonds and battling zombies with your new online friends? Join us now and say goodbye to boring holidays forever!

Anime & Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime favorites, anime favorites list, anime memories, anime nostalgia, Anime Rankings, anime ratings, favorite anime, favorite anime characters, favorite characters, favorite characters list, favorite series, favorite shows, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, sorting anime., sorting by rating, sorting favorites, sorting list, Top Anime, top characters

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Star Shards Collected:	63
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	99
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime lover’s paradise! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your favorite anime characters come to life and battle it out in epic PvP matches.

Not sure who your favorite anime character is? No problem! Our server has a sorting feature that will help you remember all the waifus and husbandos that have stolen your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to exclusive events like the annual “Naruto Run” race where players sprint across the map with their arms flailing behind them. And don’t forget about our legendary “Dragon Ball Z” themed treasure hunts where players search for the elusive Dragon Balls to make their wishes come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the anime adventures begin!

The Gaytor’s Minecraft SMP Web Fishing Adventure

71060569, Adventure, Fishing, Gaytor edition, Gaytors, general, hooklinesinker.lol, last thread, Minecraft, modding, smp, thunderstore.io, web, Webfishing

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times). Our modding community is so wild, we once turned all the pigs into flying unicorns with laser eyes. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Webfishing mod, where you can literally fish for memes. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a giant chicken that started a war with the villagers. Good times, good times.

So if you’re ready to dive into a world of madness and mayhem, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. And remember, always watch your back around those sneaky unicorns.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

aspirations, balance, career, Contentment, family, fulfillment, goals, growth, Happiness, health, IMPORTANCE, love, Minecraft, Paradise, Passion, PIXEL, Priorities, purpose, relationships, self improvement, Server, spirituality, success, VALUES

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Do you ever find yourself pondering life’s deepest questions while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your existential crises! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are lining up to join! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant floating castles made entirely out of obsidian, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest for greatness.

But that’s not all! We also have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie chickens, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

> WOOOOOOOAH AEW FUCKING SUUUUUUUUCKS… Minecraft SMP

aew, AEWtists, Audience, Chant, controversy, criticism, Entertainment, Fans, fucking, Main Event, Minecraft, Performance, professional wrestling, reaction, smp, social media, SUUUUUUUUCKS.., Unnecessary, WOOOOOOOAH, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling promotion

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where AEW fans chant nonsense during main events? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question reality. We don’t just suck, we blow your mind with our outrageous antics and insane stories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Reverse Colonization Minecraft Server

colonial legacy, Colonization, cross-cultural dialogue, cultural exchange, decolonization, Diversity, Global community, global perspective, global perspectives, historical impact, historical injustice, imperialism, Int, international relations, Minecraft, neo-colonialism, opinion, post-colonialism., power dynamics, Reverse, reverse colonization, Server, social progress

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	979839
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with some reverse colonization? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey of turning the tables on colonization. Build your own empire and conquer lands that were once ruled by others. Who knew that colonizing could be so fun and entertaining?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for tacos. Help him satisfy his cravings and who knows, maybe he’ll even join your empire as a loyal companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the wacky world of reverse colonization bring a whole new level of fun to your Minecraft experience!

So, it Happened Minecraft SMP

Amorim, Amr, Bodo/Glimts, determination, Effort, Europa League, FAITH, FATIGUE, forumscp, Happened, in, Injuries, Lads, manchester united, Minecraft, mug, optimism, out, Pain, Reinforcements, Season, smp, SUICIDE, Tactics, twitter

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	219	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

We may not have the best tactics or determination, but we make up for it with our insane stories and ridiculous antics. Need reinforcements? We’ve got you covered with our army of deranged chickens and explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a creeper doing the floss dance or a pig riding a minecart. Anything is possible in our wacky world of Minecraft! #AMR #IN or #OUT? It’s up to you to decide your fate in this wild and unpredictable server.

Randon Caspurr Minecraft Server

#youtube, Caspurr, Caspurr Catacini, Caspurr clip playlist, clip playlist, Happy, merch, Minecraft, Official, Old thread, OP Template, OrcClips, Professor Lando, randon, Randon Caspurr General, Randon clip playlist, Randon Neuring, Server, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving edition, twitch, twitter, VOD Archive, XCOM 2

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2792	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Happy XCOM 2 Thanksgiving Edition where you can battle aliens while giving thanks for all the loot you find!

Our players, Randon Neuring and Caspurr Catacini, are legends in the Minecraft world. Randon once defeated a creeper with just a potato, while Caspurr built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. These two will guide you through epic quests and hilarious adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. From Randon Neuring hoodies to Professor Lando socks, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget to check out our unlisted VOD archive for some top-secret gameplay footage.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky aliens trying to steal your diamonds!