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  • GF-Free Playtime!

    GF-Free Playtime!
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 5725
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 51 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dating someone who thinks theatre is cringe-worthy? Do you want to join a community where your love for the stage is celebrated, not mocked? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a world of drama, music, and laughter – without the judgmental eye rolls from your significant other. Build your own theatre sets, put on virtual performances, and never worry about being made fun of for following your passion.

    Who needs a girlfriend who doesn’t appreciate your talent when you can have a whole community of fellow theatre enthusiasts cheering you on? So come on over and join us for a virtual stage experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only drama is the kind you create in-game!

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  • MegaCraft Prison: 2K Inmates Locked Up!

    MegaCraft Prison: 2K Inmates Locked Up!
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 2001
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like a MEGA PRISON but in minecraft, yo. we got more than 2000 inmates in here, all ready to cause chaos and have a good time. it’s like a wild party but with bars on the windows, ya feel me?

    come join us if you wanna experience the thrill of being locked up in a virtual world. make friends with your fellow inmates, start a riot, or just chill in your cell and contemplate life. the possibilities are endless in this wacky server.

    plus, we got guards who are actually players pretending to be guards. they’ll keep you in line and make sure you don’t escape… unless you can outsmart them, that is. it’s like a game within a game, man. mind blown.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join our ‘mega prison’ server and see if you have what it takes to survive behind bars. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Xcraft: Math vs English

    Xcraft: Math vs English
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 5883
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Votes: 9634
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha join dis epic minecraft server where the letter ‘x’ is like da king or sumthin. we got x-treme builds and x-citing adventures waiting for u.

    rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will become besties with da letter ‘x’ and it will teach u all its x-tra special powers. u will be able to x-plore new worlds and x-terminate all da creepers with just one x-ceptional blow.

    come join us and be part of da x-treme fun. who needs english when u got math and minecraft, amirite? xoxo lolz.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SatelliteSizzleCraft

    SatelliteSizzleCraft
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 9862
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Animals Bred: 163
    Chimeras Created: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so lit, it’s like old satellites burning up in the Earth’s atmosphere, releasing compounds that could jeopardize the recovery of the ozone hole. But don’t worry, we’re not actually destroying the planet, we’re just destroying the competition!

    Join us and witness the chaos as we build and mine our way through the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a new study finding compounds increasing 8-fold between 2016 and 2022 – except instead of compounds, it’s fun and instead of increasing, it’s non-stop!

    So come on and join us as we skyrocket through the low-Earth-orbit of Minecraft madness. Who needs boring old servers when you can have a wild ride like this? Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BadWolfMC: The Server Where Pigs Fly and Cows Moo Way Too Loudly, Come Join the Farmyard Fun!

    BadWolfMC: The Server Where Pigs Fly and Cows Moo Way Too Loudly, Come Join the Farmyard Fun!
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 5833
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1752 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Falling into the Void: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    BadWolfMC Server Information

    IP Address PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

    Overview

    Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!

    Highlights

    • ✅ Reviewed and approved by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List!
    • 🧰 State of the art hardware on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone ensures superior stability and performance worldwide!
    • 💬 Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server.
    • 🔀 Enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device!
    • 🎟️ Recurring, seasonal, and one-off events including weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties keep things fresh and fun!

    Our Mission

    Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative…

    Membership Application Required

    If you like the place and the rules fit your style, apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com!

    General Server Rules

    • All players must be 18 years of age or older.
    • No Griefing.
    • No Client Mods/Exploits.
    • No Advertising/Spam.
    • Common Sense/Maturity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DustyCraft Minecraft Server

    DustyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 4464
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 3

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led the player on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that laid diamonds instead of eggs. But beware, for the Diamond Chicken was guarded by a fierce army of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the mystical Desert Temple of Doom, where players can battle it out for the chance to win a magical flying llama mount. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the elusive Cactus Wizard who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Sir Oinksalot and the Diamond Chicken await!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ThirdPlaceHeroes Minecraft Server

    ThirdPlaceHeroes Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 5198
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and become part of a legendary team that will somehow manage to get 3rd place in their group…but wait, there’s more! In a twist of fate, they will end up winning the Euros in the end because why not? Join us for a rollercoaster of soccer-themed adventures and unexpected victories! Who knew Minecraft could be so unpredictable and hilarious? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SeatSaverShowdown

    SeatSaverShowdown
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 9161
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner badass? Look no further! Join our server for epic revenge stories like never before.

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, a group of noisy players start disrupting your peace. But fear not, for on our server, you can channel your inner death stare and intimidate them into silence. Just like how our player stared down a group of loud women at a music event until they couldn’t handle it anymore and left in a fit of rage.

    Join now for a server where you can assert your dominance and show those who dare disturb your Minecraft tranquility who’s boss. And hey, if you need some self-validation for your actions, our community will have your back. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft revenge master!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PantsPullerCraft

    PantsPullerCraft
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 6088
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 415373 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where pants stay up all on their own cuz gravity is like, so last season. we got magical pants that hug your waist tighter than a clingy ex.

    one time, a player’s pants were so secure, they survived a creeper explosion without a scratch. true story, bro.

    also, our server has a secret underground pants party where the coolest players hang out and dance in their indestructible pants. it’s lit, fam.

    so if you’re tired of constantly hiking up your pants in the virtual world, come join us where pants stay put and the fun never stops. #pantsparty #minecraftmadness

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  • Project Saturn Minecraft server

    Project Saturn Minecraft server
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 3678
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 792435 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Mystical chests, death chests, killer beacons!

    Different talismans, spheres, resources, cool economy!

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