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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 6519 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 6519 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?