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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 6849 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 159 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6946 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.
if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!
