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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 2463 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server. First of all, we have the dankest memes this side of the blocky universe. Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and won. True story, bro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. We have secret rituals every full moon where we sacrifice diamonds to summon Herobrine. It’s lit, fam. So if you wanna connect with your god in the most epic way possible, join our server now! Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll be stuck mining dirt for eternity. Peace out, my fellow blockheads!
