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Massive Goon’s Block Party

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	460	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a spoon! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out gold blocks, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the chaos and craziness of our server forever!

4chanCraft: Where Memes Meet Mining

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Votes:	5395	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with memes, trolls, and creepers? Join us and become a part of our crazy community!

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be raised by 4chan? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of 4chan veterans who have been here since they were 14 years old. That’s right, they know all the insider jokes and internet slang you could ever imagine!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Doge clan, who have been known to pull off the most outrageous pranks and builds in all of Minecraft history. Join them and become a part of their epic adventures!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!

MuslimCraft: Where British Accents and Apologetics Collide

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you’ll find British Muslim apologists with the most posh dialect and fancy prose you’ve ever heard! Join us for a wild ride filled with mind-blowing debates and eloquent discussions about all things Minecraft and beyond.

Our server is like no other, where players are encouraged to express themselves in the most sophisticated and refined manner possible. You’ll be amazed at how these apologists can slay their opponents with words sharper than a diamond sword!

But that’s not all – we also have legendary tales of these apologists going on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting Shakespearean soliloquies. It’s a sight to behold, trust us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the classiest and most entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who knew British Muslim apologists could be so epic?!

Barkeep’s Big Cock Inn – Where the Drinks Are Strong and the Banter is Even Stronger

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server, where you can explore, build, and survive in a world full of adventure and excitement! But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most handsome barkeep husband you’ve ever seen, with a giant cock and balls that will leave you in awe!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through epic quests, treasure hunts, and boss battles that will test your skills and challenge your bravery. And don’t worry, our barkeep husband is always there to cheer you on with his impressive assets!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of the barkeep husband’s cock and balls)!

Crafty McCraftface: The Arma Reforger Edition

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, zombie dance parties, and unicorn races! Yes, you heard that right, unicorns!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build castles in the sky, and even fight dragons with rubber chickens!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Kike Bros LOLcraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats come dancing by, offering you rare diamonds in exchange for your best dance moves. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon!

So why wait? Join now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. Don’t miss out on the fun – llamas in top hats are waiting for you!

Blocky Booty Busters

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to ask yourself one question: “Is it gay to fuck him?!” Join us for a wild ride filled with CRAZY adventures and INSANE builds.

Our server is home to the most HILARIOUS players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. We have UNICORNS roaming the land, RAINBOWS falling from the sky, and LLAMAS that can speak fluent French.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground DANCE PARTY where you can bust a move with ZOMBIES and SKELETONS who have some killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a CREEPER doing the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server on the internet. Just remember to ask yourself one question: “Is it gay to fuck him?!”

MangaCraft: Where Creepers are Just Kawaii Explosions!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine this: You’re mindlessly scrolling through manga because you’re bored. You pick up a random one and it turns out to be AMAZING. You read through the entire thing in a week and think, “Well, guess I’ve finally caught up now, I’ll look forward to the new chapters.” But then you realize… the last time it was uploaded was 2021. That’s the kind of excitement you’ll experience on our server! Join now for unpredictable adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unbelievable surprises. Who knows what you’ll discover next? Don’t miss out on the fun!

NudeCraft: Where Pixels Get Naked

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	935
Enchantments Applied:	270	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Emeralds Found:	2714
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a llama on a trampoline!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Steve himself comes to our server to get fashion tips from our stylish players.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of diamonds.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest, most AWESOME Minecraft server in the universe!

PassportPals Minecraft Server – Where Your Adventure Begins!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ores Mined:	1843

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only passport you need is your sense of adventure! Join us as we embark on wild quests, slay dragons, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a RAINBOW UNICORN through the skies, battling evil mobs with their trusty diamond sword. And that player’s name? HERO OF THE SERVER.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the LEGENDARY Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the INSANITY begin!

ZeldaCraft: Make Link Mine for Rupees!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	2606	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where Link is actually a Minecraft character and he’s on a quest to defeat the evil Ganon who has taken over the server and turned all the pigs into evil Moblins.

Join our server and help Link navigate through dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and Creeper spawners. But be careful, because if you die, you have to start all over again and Navi will constantly nag you with annoying tips and hints.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret hidden Triforce that grants the player who finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like Farore’s Wind. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the hero of Minecraft Hyrule today!