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CrunchyBreadSisDilemma

baby food, Communication, compassion, consideration, crunchy bread, CrunchyBreadSisDilemma, dietary restrictions, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, food preferences, meal preferences, shopping list, sibling relationships, sister, soft foods, Soup, tonsil surgery, tonsillectomy, Understanding, vitamised meals

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Dragon Eggs Found:	7138	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even ask for crunchy bread without causing a family feud? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where asking for bread is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated!

Our server is so wild that even eating soup can lead to drama worthy of a reality TV show. Who knew that a simple request for bread could cause such chaos? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server.

Join now for a ton of fun, crazy antics, and maybe even a few tonsil-related shenanigans. Who needs solid foods when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining? Don’t miss out on the madness – join today!

JavaJokes Minecraft SMP

barista, bitter, Caffeine, coffee, cream, dark roast, DATING, Espresso, funny, humor, JavaJokes, jokes, latte, light roast, love, Men, Minecraft, morning rush, pickup lines, relationships, smp, Sugar, SWEET

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragons Tamed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! It’s like, the craziest server ever, like crazier than a creeper on steroids, ya feel me?

So like, imagine this, right? You join the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. And the best part? The admins are like, the coolest dudes ever, they’re like wizards with diamond swords, casting spells and stuff.

And the builds on this server? Oh man, they’re more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn through a rainbow. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of gold blocks, just chillin’ in the middle of a lava lake. And don’t even get me started on the rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, it’s like a thrill ride from hell.

But wait, there’s more! The events on this server are crazier than a pig riding a minecart. Like, every Friday night they have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And on Saturdays, they have a build competition where the theme is always something ridiculous like “build a house using only pink wool and obsidian.”

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of cows in a thunderstorm, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyDadJokes

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!

SpyCraft: SwissCheeseGoneWild

accusations, ACCUSED, citizen, dies, diplomatic crisis, Espionage, foreign affairs, Governmental Affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, Intelligence Operations, international relations, iran, Iran Spying, legal issues, MIDDLE EAST, national security, political tensions, Spycraft, Spying, SWISS, Swiss Citizen, SwissCheeseGoneWild

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2001
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

OMG u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride of craziness! We got pigs flying, llamas doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Swiss citizens in Iran are dying to join! They say the mobs are so fierce and the dungeons are so challenging that it’s like a spy thriller in Minecraft form! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

LA Accent Swap Server

accent, cultural norms, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender mimicry, gender performance, gender presentation, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, LA accents, linguistic cues, Server, social constructs, speech patterns., Swap, vocal characteristics, vocal impersonation, vocal inflection., vocal mimicry, vocal modulation, vocal stereotypes, voice imitation

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the whole wide world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… On this server, pigs can fly! That’s right, you heard me! Pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And that’s not all, folks! We’ve got talking cows that spit out diamonds instead of milk. Can you believe it? I know, I know, it’s mind-blowing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the most epic builder in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it that he once built an entire castle using only one hand while blindfolded. And if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a build-off and maybe even earn his respect (if you’re lucky).

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night at midnight? Yeah, that’s right. We’ve got skeletons breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and creepers dropping sick beats. It’s a party you don’t want to miss, my friend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, blockheads!

Capy World 💫

Active Staff, Capy, Community, Coreprotect, cube world, diamond-based economy, Discord, Events, Fly, heads plus, Land Claims, Mob Griefing, Movie Nights, Peace of mind, Plugins, Server, shopping district, Shops, smp, Whitelist, whitelist application, world, World Resets

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ores Mined:	2935
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Capy World Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
New World	No world resets. Newly launched on January 1st.
Shopping District	Run your own shop or enjoy the diamond-based economy.
Active Staff	Staff available to help with any issues or questions.
Fly	Allows flying after 2 weeks of playtime.
No Mob Griefing	Mob griefing disabled to protect builds.
Peace of Mind	Build protection and item restoration.
Events & Movie Nights	Weekly movie nights and frequent Minecraft events.
Heads Plus	Collect mob heads as currency for decoration.

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord through the link in our bio or message us for the link. Verify and fill out the whitelist application in the whitelist channel.

Q: Is the server 18+ only?

A: Yes, we are looking for long-term players who are 18 and older.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive community environment.

Q: Can I run my own shop in the shopping district?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to run their own shops in the shopping district.

Q: How often are events and movie nights held?

A: Events and movie nights are held every week. Check the schedule in our Discord for specific dates and times.

Eternal Union 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cheating, Discord, doubts, ETERNAL, Girlfriend, icemancomethL8, instagram, loyalty, loyalty assessment, loyalty check, loyalty issues, loyalty test, loyalty thread, phone number, relationship, Snap, suspicion, Telegram, Trust, union, Wife

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Animals Bred:	192	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Yo, bro, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft server! We’re talking about testing your wife or girlfriend’s loyalty by sending her snap, ig, disc, teleg, or phone number to icemancomethL8.

Join us for some wild adventures and see if your significant other can resist the temptation of our epic Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Who knows what kind of drama will unfold when you put your relationship to the ultimate test in the virtual realm. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

Crafty Lava Land

belongings, buy fire insurance, cancel insurance, Crafty, disaster preparedness, emergency planning, financial loss, fire damage, fire is likely, fire prevention, fire protection, home insurance, insurance company, insurance coverage, insurance policy, Kid, Land, lava, lose home, Personal, property insurance, risk management, Safety Measures

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in town! We got fire insurance, but watch out ’cause if the insurance company sees a fire is gonna happen, they gonna cancel that ish faster than you can say “creeper”. So come join us, build your dream home, and pray to the Minecraft gods that your insurance doesn’t bail on you. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining! See you in the game, fam! #MinecraftMadness #FireInsuranceFiasco

SickCraftFam or GermWorriesMC

aita, emetophobia, family communication, family dynamics, food poisoning, GermWorriesMC, health anxiety, health awareness, health concerns, health freak, health precautions, hygiene, Illness, illness prevention, norovirus, Proper hygiene, sibling relationships, sick family members, SickCraftFam, stomach illness, winter illnesses

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8345

Are you tired of constantly worrying about getting sick on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for germaphobes like you!

Join our server and never fear the dreaded norovirus again! Our virtual world is completely germ-free, so you can game in peace without the risk of catching any stomach illnesses. Say goodbye to food poisoning and hello to endless hours of gameplay without a care in the world.

Plus, on our server, we take hygiene very seriously. No more sneezing into hands or not washing up after using the restroom. Our players are cleanliness experts, ensuring that you’ll never have to worry about germs spreading in our pixelated paradise.

So come join us and leave your worries behind. Say goodbye to drama and hello to a world where your health concerns are taken seriously. Don’t be an “AITA” on other servers, join us and game in peace!

MythBustedInMinecraftSMP

critical analysis, critical thinking, curriculum, Debunked, education, Evidence, facts, false facts, History, knowledge, learning, lifelong learning, misconceptions, Misinformation, MythBustedInMinecraftSMP, Myths, Questioning, research, School, Science, skepticism, Truth

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magic Items Found:	6086	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	New Chunks Explored:	897042
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, did you know that on this server, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance? It’s like a total party up in here!

And get this, on this server, diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s like a magical wonderland of derpiness and awesomeness!

So like, come join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you will, but who hates fun and happiness, amirite? 😂🤪🤣