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ChunkyLife Minecraft SMP

4chan, best wishes, ChunkyLife, Digital Detox, Farewell, farewell message, final farewell, goodbye message, imageboards, internet addiction, internet culture, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, Online Community, online forums, personal growth, positive vibes, productivity, saying goodbye, self improvement, smp, Time management

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	New Chunks Explored:	449786
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of spending all your time on boring old imageboards? Well, say goodbye to those and hello to our Minecraft SMP! We have epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe just cry because you fell into lava again).

Join us and say goodbye to productivity because once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Build a castle, explore the Nether, or just hang out with your new online pals. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring imageboards and hello to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally blow up your base with TNT, then you might regret it a little).

Resuscitation Station

best wishes, cardiac arrest, cpr, critical care, critical condition, emergency response, emergency room, first responders, health crisis, Healthcare, Hospital, life saving, life support, life-saving measures, medical emergency, medical intervention, medical professionals, Paramedics, patient care, resuscitation, Station

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	223
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	732849	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Yo, you ever seen a llama ride a pig? Well, come join our server and witness the epic llama-pig rodeo extravaganza! We got flying squids, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, your wildest dreams will come true. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gravity is optional and chickens rule the world? So come on down and join the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, baby!

NeanderKun’s Minecraft Server

best wishes, comfort, concern, Good Vibes, health, Hope, KUN, Minecraft, NeanderKuns, neanderthal, neanderthal kun, okay, positive energy, positive thoughts, Reassurance, Recovery, Safety, sending love, Server, Support, well-wishes, wellness, wishing well

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you’ll encounter Neanderthal Kun, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of his lost pet rock. Will you help him find it? Or will you join forces with the rock and start a rebellion against Neanderthal Kun? The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just make sure to watch out for flying pigs and dancing creepers along the way!

SpermlessAI – 100% Accurate Infertility Predictor

Accurate, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, diagnostic testing., genetic testing, Healthcare Technology, infertility, infertility diagnosis, male infertility, male reproductive system, medical breakthrough, non-obstructive azoospermia, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, predictive accuracy, predictive analytics, predictive modeling, predictive testing, Predictor, reproductive health, semen analysis, SpermlessAI

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6998	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Crops Grown:	2149
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.

join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

EconomySMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Economy Cracked Countries Civilization War Building PvP Towny Quests Events Roleplay Custom Plugins Community Adventure Trading Mining Crafting Farming, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Animals Bred:	147
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Void Armor Forged:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Runes Activated:	0

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Runes Activated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Astral Projections Made:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

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MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Items Found:	8087
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Buildings Constructed:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	New Chunks Explored:	589463
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	52	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Votes:	3107	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Votes:	9411
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Potions Brewed:	172	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dimension Hops:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

AutismCraft: Cord Fatty Link

autism, autism risk, AutismCraft, Brain, children, cord, Development, Fatty, fatty acids, findings, health, Link, neurodevelopmental disorders, new study, prenatal factors, research, researchers, Risk, study, umbilical cord, umbilical cord fatty acids, University of Fukui

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE UNIVERSITY OF FUKUI IS STUDYING IT!

WE GOT UMBILICAL CORD FATTY ACIDS FLYIN’ AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND GUESS WHAT? THEY’RE LINKED TO AUTISM RISK! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU MIGHT JUST UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF IS SCARED TO LOG ON! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN TALK!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST DISCOVER THE NEXT BIG THING IN AUTISM RESEARCH!