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Seething Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ores Mined:	1150
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Emeralds Found:	5972	Star Shards Collected:	55

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

ParentalPanicCraft

abandonment, Abuse, Childhood, Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, family, forgiveness, healing, long-term effects, mental health, neglect, ParentalPanicCraft, parents, Recovery, resilience, self-care, support system, Therapy, traumatic experience, trust issues

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2672
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyCreeperz420

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-Semitic attacks, anti-Semitic violence, antisemitism, Canada, Canadian society, CraftyCreeperz420, discrimination, Discriminatory acts, hate crimes, Hate crimes statistics, Hate Speech, Increase in hate crimes, intolerance, Jewish community, minority groups, prejudice, racism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Rising incidents

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Potions Brewed:	106	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Mines Excavated:	3847

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Broadband Binge Craft

Australia, Binge, BMI, Broadband, broadband adoption, connectivity, correlation, Craft, data analysis, digital age, health, health implications, internet speeds, Males, obesity rates, public health, research, sedentary lifestyle, statistics, study, Technology, weight gain, young adults

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ores Mined:	6221
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Crops Grown:	1786
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	6552

Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	New Chunks Explored:	707513
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Endless Night Skies:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	868
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

GrampsGoneWildMC

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, college funds, Communication, family drama, forgiveness, GrampsGoneWildMC, Grandparents, half-sister, Heartless, Inheritance, Legacy, Medical Treatment, money issues, moral dilemmas, parental decisions, rare condition, relationships, Selfishness, stepfamily, Support

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ores Mined:	5103	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?