Best Trap Albums Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Clock Confusion Mine

24-clock, active hours, clock, clock confusion, confused hours, confusion, daily routine, daily schedule, productivity, Scheduling, time awareness, time confusion, Time management, time organization, time perception, time tracking

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Love Letters Sent:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

join our epic minecraft server where time is a construct and only 7 hours exist in a 24-clock! why? because we accidentally mixed up the time zones and now every hour is a party hour! imagine mining diamonds at 3am or fighting creepers at 12pm, it’s absolute chaos and we love it!

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary flying pigs that drop golden carrots when you defeat them! and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco cave where skeletons breakdance and zombies do the moonwalk.

so why wait? join us now and experience the wackiest minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! just be prepared for the time confusion, it’s all part of the fun!

PixelPaws Animal Stress Scanner

animal, Animal Behavior, animal health monitoring, animal husbandry, animal monitoring, animal research, animal stress assessment, animal welfare, infrared cameras, infrared technology, infrared thermal imaging, management of animals, non-invasive technology, PixelPaws, reindeer, remote sensing, scanner, stress, stress detection, thermal imaging applications, tourism settings, treatment of animals, veterinary care, wildlife conservation

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we use INFRARED THERMAL IMAGING to make sure our animals are stress-free and happy! we take better care of our virtual reindeer than anyone else, making sure they are always feeling their best. plus, you can ride them around in our tourism settings and show off to all your friends! join now for the most high-tech animal care in the minecraft world!

Oceaneers

Adventure, alliances, Conquer, Crafting, Cross-Play, danger, empire-building, Exploration, Factions, high seas, Legacy, Ocean, Pirates, PvP, Roleplay, sailing, sea battles, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Thrills

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Set sail with Oceaneers, a thrilling SMP-PVP server where the seas are full of danger and adventure! Build your empire, form alliances, and conquer the oceans. Whether you’re crafting on land or battling on the high seas, every choice shapes your legacy. Dive into a world of endless possibilities, where teamwork and strategy reign supreme. Explore, fight, and thrive—become the ultimate Oceaneer today!

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Wacky Wednesday Minecraft Server

All Father, anglo saxon, Beliefs, celebration, culture, deity, FAITH, Honoring, Minecraft, Mythology, Norse god, observance, odin, Pagan, reverence, Rituals, Server, spirituality, Traditions, Wacky, Wednesday, Wodens day, Worship

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	119
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we honor Odin every day of the week, not just on Wodens day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Viking raids, mythical creatures, and epic battles.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret quest where you can find Odin’s lost eye and gain his favor. Rumor has it that whoever completes this quest will be granted unlimited diamonds for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon when slain. Use this magical bacon to craft weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Odin that you’re worthy of his blessings. Skol!

Nietzsche Minecraft SMP Mastermind

anger, Cunning, Destruction, envy, Evil, Existence, GOD, Good, Gratitude, mastermind, Minecraft, national gods, Nietzsche, power, Religion, Revenge, sacrifice, Scorn, self-preservation, smp, Submission, Victory, violence, Virtue, will to power

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1957	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your existence and ponder the meaning of life? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the teachings of Nietzsche and worship a god who can both bless us with diamonds and strike us down with lightning bolts.

Our god is not your average run-of-the-mill deity – he’s a mix of power, aggression, and a sprinkle of evil just to keep things interesting. We believe in sacrificing our diamonds to him in exchange for epic loot and blessings beyond your wildest dreams.

But beware, if you’re not up to par with our god’s standards, he might just unleash his wrath upon you. So come join us on this wild ride of philosophical debates, epic battles, and sacrifices galore. Who needs a boring old good god when you can have one that keeps you on your toes? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

NoDramaMIL Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Apology, awkward moments, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, crying, daughter-in-law, DISRESPECTFUL, dress code, family dynamics, family gatherings, flirty behavior, highschool graduation, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, NoDramaMIL, parenting, public embarrassment, retirement party, sarcasm, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jenny at a family gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of inappropriate behavior and embarrassing moments that will leave you questioning your life choices!

Our server is so crazy, it makes Jenny’s high school graduation dinner look like a tea party. From ordering drinks like there’s no tomorrow to making sarcastic speeches at retirement parties, our players know how to keep things interesting.

But don’t worry, we’ve got rules in place to keep things from getting too out of hand. Just like how Jenny’s mother-in-law had to lay down the law, our moderators are always on the lookout for any shenanigans.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as Jenny’s outfit choices, join us now! Just make sure to leave the sweatpants at home.

PreggoPalsGoneWild

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, emotions, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, judgment, LGBTQ, Maturity, misunderstanding, personal choices, perspective, PreggoPalsGoneWild, Pregnancy, reaction, reconciliation, relationships, Support, Trust

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Star Shards Collected:	109
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server where friendships are tested, secrets are spilled, and unexpected pregnancies are announced at 3 am!

Imagine the thrill of logging in to find out your friend is pregnant and you have to navigate the awkwardness of asking who the father is in a virtual world. Will you be supportive or will you be accused of psychoanalyzing and get hung up on? The drama is endless and the friendships are always on the edge of breaking.

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the chance to lose a friend over a virtual pregnancy scare!

RegretfulKid Minecraft SMP

“Youth, actions, Choices, consequences, do-over, growing up, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Nostalgia, past, Reflection, regret, RegretfulKid, Reminiscing, smp, wish I could go back, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of regretting your past decisions? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any consequences! Join us and let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and prank your way to victory!

Forget about regrets, because on our server, every mistake is just a hilarious story waiting to happen. Join us now and create memories that will have you laughing for years to come!

KarmaCraft: Instant Justice

balance, cause and effect, comeuppance, consequences, cosmic justice, divine justice, Fairness, INSTANT, instant karma, just desserts, Justice, Karma, KarmaCraft, moral lesson, payback, poetic justice, reaping what you sow, Retribution, Revenge, Vindication, what goes around comes around

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7879
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Have you ever seen someone try to grief a Minecraft server, only to have their entire house turn into a giant pile of TNT and blow up in their face? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride of unpredictable karma and hilarious shenanigans. Who knows, you might even witness a player who tried to steal diamonds only to have them turn into worthless dirt in their inventory. Don’t miss out on the chaos and come join us today for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

MissileCraft Server – Threatening Europe!

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MissileCraft, Missiles, nuclear deal, Politics, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, sanctions impact, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threatening, Threats

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also be part of a crazy political drama? well, this server is the place for u! join us and be part of the epic battle between Iran and Europe over missiles going to Russia. who knew minecraft could be so intense, right? come build ur base, make alliances, and maybe even start a war. it’s all fun and games until someone launches a missile in ur direction. so come on, join us and see if u can survive the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.