Best Thing To Buy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Phasechads Minecraft Server

strategy, Phasebros, problem solving, crisis management., teamwork

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, here you’ll be mining for bacon! And don’t even get us started on the chicken army that patrols the skies, dropping eggs on unsuspecting players below.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And rumor has it that if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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AnthroManLovesHumanGirl Minecraft SMP

queuing up, destroy community, Kings, good community, strong bulls

Are you tired of boring old Human towns with no excitement? Join our Minecraft SMP where the town is taken over by ANTHRO bulls who will impregnate every woman in sight! Say goodbye to your pathetic Human husbands and hello to superior, strong bulls who will reign as kings of the town. Watch as the men flee to Japan in shame, only to be rejected by FAS looking Insectoid girls. Every woman will be queuing up for their second or third pregnancy, eager to populate the world with ANTHRO bulls. Who needs a Human “man” when you can have a majestic anthro BULL? Join now and witness the chaos unfold, SNOOT AND WANI LOOSE BTW!

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TipsyTavern Minecraft Server

Respect, Inappropriate Behavior, TipsyTavern, Minecraft, lifeguard

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any drunk middle-aged women trying to hit on your niece! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and funny moments.

Imagine building your dream castle while dodging unwanted advances from strangers – only on our server! You’ll have to navigate through tricky situations like dealing with lifeguards who don’t speak English and reporting inappropriate behavior to security.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our community is here to support you and validate your actions, no matter how crazy they may seem. And hey, who knows, you might even come across a player with a distinguishable tattoo and diabetes ports – now that’s a rare find!

So come on, join us on this wild journey where you’ll learn valuable life lessons like how to handle drunk people at a water park and the importance of showing restraint, even when you want to beat someone to the ground. See you in the game, where anything can happen!

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NoPayNoPlayMC

limited income, full-time studies, burden, NoPayNoPlayMC, financial responsibility

Are you tired of your parents asking for rent and an allowance while your friends are living the high life with their parents’ money? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities!

On our server, you don’t need to worry about student debt or high living costs. You can build your dream mansion without ever having to pay rent! And forget about giving money to the gardener, on our server, nature takes care of itself.

Join us and show your parents that you are a Minecraft millionaire, living the virtual high life without a care in the world. Who needs financial aid when you have unlimited diamonds in Minecraft?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your parents will never ask for an allowance again once they see how successful you are in the virtual world. It’s time to show them who’s boss, one block at a time!

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AleXploration – Minecraft SMP

inner strength, overcoming challenges, Positive Change, breaking habits, lifestyle change

So there I was, mining away in our Minecraft SMP, when suddenly a creeper blew up right in my face. I was so startled that I accidentally spilled my drink all over my keyboard. And that’s when I realized, alcohol and Minecraft just don’t mix! So now I’m soberly building my empire in this crazy server, where the only explosions are from TNT and the only drinks are potions. Join us if you want to stay sober and survive the chaos!

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SlashCraft: Where We Say ‘I’m Coming!’ in Both Rooms

Coming, double meaning, funny, common phrases, Household

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Look no further than our server, where the only thing dirtier than the creeper explosions is the chat!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through dungeons filled with chickens riding pigs and villagers trading emeralds for enchanted toilet paper.

Whether you’re building a castle fit for a king or trying to tame a wild llama named Larry, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to mine for gold and jokes in equal measure!

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CraftyMacCEO’s Minecraft Server

Server, France, CEO, government intervention., not involved

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building epic structures, when suddenly you get a message from the President of France himself, Macron! He’s like, “Yo, we totally didn’t have anything to do with the CEO’s arrest on this server, it was all just a big misunderstanding, bro.”

But that’s not even the craziest part! This server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Plus, every time you log in, you get a free pet dragon to ride around on. How insane is that?!

So come join us on this server, where the government may or may not be watching, but either way, you’re guaranteed to have a blast. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a message from Macron himself!

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RefineryRuckus

Safety, fire outbreak, Disaster, refinery, Russia refinery explosion

OMG SO LIT 🔥🔥🔥 join this cray cray Minecraft server where everything is EXPLOSIONS and FIRE 🔥🔥🔥 like that time when a refinery in Russia blew up and started a huge fire 😂😂😂 we got that same energy here, but in a fun way 😜😜😜

come join us if you wanna feel the heat and excitement of a real life disaster but in a virtual blocky world 🌋🌋🌋 we promise you won’t get hurt, just entertained AF 😆😆😆

build your own fiery empire, battle with other players in epic explosions, and see who can cause the biggest chaos 😈😈😈 trust us, you won’t regret it 😏😏😏

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s set this server on FIRE 🔥🔥🔥 (not literally tho, we don’t want another Russia incident 😂😂😂)

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GlacialVirusCraft

adaptation, virus communities, scientific discovery, glacier-preserved, warmer climate

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like a time machine for viruses! We got ancient viruses from 41,000 years ago trapped in ice, just waiting to be unleashed! Join us and witness the epic battle of virus communities adapting to warmer and colder climates. It’s like a soap opera, but with viruses! So come on, join da fun and see what crazy virus shenanigans await you on dis server!

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LandScape SMP: Where rocks are just a little bit boulder.

rocks, Custom Features, Interactive, Boulder, landscape

Overview

Version	1.21
Type	Survival
Community	Friendly & Active

LandScape SMP offers a unique survival experience with custom features designed to enhance your gameplay. Explore vast landscapes, build your dream base, and engage with a welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s a place for you here!

Features:

Custom plugins for a fresh gameplay experience
Weekly events and challenges
Fair economy and trading system
Active and supportive staff

Join us today and start your adventure on LandScape SMP!

IP: 198.244.202.198:2238

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address 198.244.202.198:2238 in your Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to our discord server for a list of rules that all players must follow.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on LandScape SMP.
Are there any in-game currency systems?	Yes, we have a fair economy and trading system in place for players to use.