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Crafty Krauts: ‘GERMANY IS HEALING!!!’

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8244

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a citizenship test for potential players looking to seek citizenship in our virtual world! But don’t worry, our questionnaire is a bit more fun than Germany’s.

Some of the questions you might encounter include:

Do you love Creeper?
Do you support Ender Dragon?
Are you anti-Zombie?

If you answered yes to all of the above, then you are BASED and ready to join our epic Minecraft server! Explore our world, build incredible structures, and battle mythical creatures like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show off your love for all things Minecraft!

Dragon Age LOLzCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join My own templars who have fallen prey to the influence of blood magic! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games… or is it?

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you come across a group of templars performing dark rituals with blood magic. But instead of running away, you decide to join them and unleash your inner power!

And don’t even get me started on Meredith. Was she really right all along, or did bioware just make her crazy with the lyrium idol macguffin? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this epic conspiracy!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are willing to dive deep into the world of blood magic and templars gone rogue? Plus, who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned mystery involving lyrium idols and questionable sanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a little bit of blood magic!

NATO’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can BTFO billions of dollars of NATO military hardware with just a pickaxe and some TNT! Join us for the craziest PvP battles you’ve ever seen, where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. The winner gets to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with laser guns. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate warrior in this epic Minecraft world!

Crafty Comedians: LOLz & Laughs Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fun never stops! 🎉 Join us for a stand-up comedy show like no other! Picture this: Creepers telling jokes, Zombies doing impressions, and Skeletons doing a hilarious dance routine. It’s a laugh riot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to drop by for a quick set. And don’t even get me started on the Witches – they are the ultimate pranksters!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a Steve and a Creeper teaming up to open a bakery? Or see a Zombie Pigman hosting a cooking show? It’s pure chaos and we love it!

Don’t be a normie, come join the madness on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you! 🤪

MexicanKissCraft: Where kisses and blocks collide in hilarious ways!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4816	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Potions Brewed:	30
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most mind-blowing adventures in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking cows who only speak in puns. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the time our players discovered a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yes, you heard that right, laser eyes! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the unbelievable wonders that await you!

Fascist-Free Funland: Where Peace, Freedom, and Democracy Reign Supreme!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magic Items Found:	4189	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we fight for peace, freedom, and democracy by building epic structures and battling against evil mobs! Join us as we make sure that Hitler’s ghost stays far away from our server – we even have a memorial stone at his birthplace in Austria to remind everyone of the millions of lives lost to fascism.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players to express themselves and unleash their creativity. Whether you want to build a giant statue of a penguin riding a unicorn or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and be a part of our quest to keep the spirit of peace and democracy alive in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets about Hitler’s past while you’re at it. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Tourist Trap Craft: Where even creepers know the best spots in Europe!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Void Armor Forged:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Votes:	3953
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the tourist traps of European capitals and dive into a world of endless adventure and fun!

Join us and explore INSANE landscapes, build JAW-DROPPING structures, and battle CRAZY mobs with your friends!

Forget about crowded streets and overpriced souvenirs, on our server you can FLY around like a superhero and collect RARE items that will make you the envy of all the other players.

So why waste your time getting lost in a maze of souvenir shops when you can join our server and become the LEGENDARY hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

LOLcraft: A Challenger Approaches!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3585

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Switch players battle it out to prove they are better than the legendary PlayStation 2!

Join us if you want to experience blocky graphics that will make you question reality. Our server is so intense, it will make you forget about all other consoles!

Legend has it that if you join our server, you will be granted the power to build the most epic structures in all of Minecraft history. Your creations will be so amazing, they will make Notch himself jealous!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic battle between the Switch and the PlayStation 2. Who will come out on top? Only those brave enough to join our server will find out!

Steve’s Epic Adventure Land

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of witnessing Russian soldiers having a meltdown in Minecraft because they can’t handle the pressure of the War? Well, look no further! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as these soldiers try to navigate their way through blocky battles and pixelated PTSD.

But wait, there’s more! With every new player that joins, we donate a stack of diamonds to a charity that helps Russian soldiers cope with their Minecraft-induced trauma. So not only are you having a blast on our server, but you’re also making a difference in the lives of these virtual warriors.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this unique gaming experience. Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮🔥

Dragon’s Dorks Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Players Killed by Monsters:	8027	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s cookies! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that led them to a secret underground kingdom ruled by zombie pigmen wearing top hats. Legend has it, they were offering enchanted armor in exchange for stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive ender dragon that wears sunglasses and blasts dubstep music as it flies around the world. And don’t even get me started on the creeper disco parties that happen every full moon!

So come on down to our server and experience the blocky madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!