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Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Emeralds Found:	2261
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	172552	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	4088	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Emeralds Found:	1346	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Farms Harvested:	764	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Animals Bred:	196
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!