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PunchCraft: No Hangover Guaranteed!

alcohol, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, Communication, coworker drama, coworker relationships, EMBARRASSING, GUARANTEED, hangover, misunderstanding, non-alcoholic, party behavior, party dynamics, party etiquette, potluck, Punch, punch recipe, PunchCraft, social awkwardness, social event, work party, workplace conflict, workplace dynamics

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	New Chunks Explored:	819636
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Void Gems Collected:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sandy after a few too many sips of punch? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time that will leave you stumbling around like Sandy at the office party.

We don’t just serve regular punch, oh no. Our punch is so potent, it’ll make you question reality. Just like Sandy thought she was drunk off our non-alcoholic punch, you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Join us for a party that will leave you feeling like you’ve fallen off your chair (metaphorically, of course). And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even receive an angry text from a coworker accusing you of spiking the punch. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft. And Sandy, if you’re reading this, we’ve got a special non-alcoholic punch waiting just for you. Cheers!

MovieLoverMC SMP

all-time favorite, best movies, blockbuster, Cinema, cult classic, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite movie, film, film industry, flick, Foreign film, Hollywood, indie film, motion picture, Movie, MovieLoverMC, must watch, Popcorn flick, silver screen, smp, Top Picks

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Towns Built:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF! We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff, it’s like a real-life heist movie but in Minecraft, LOL. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Steve who loves to blow stuff up but he’s totally chill, I swear. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and make rainbows appear out of thin air, it’s insane! So like, what’s your favorite movie? Mine is definitely “Minecraft: The Movie” starring all of us as the badass heroes saving the world from evil mobs. Join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftSMPGoals #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 😂🔥🐲💎

AlphaCraftMC

alpha male, alpha male complex, AlphaCraftMC, Animal Behavior, Assertiveness, competitive, Confidence, DOMINANCE, dominant behavior, Ego, Insecurity, leadership, macho, Masculinity, Powerful, self-assured, self-proclaimed, social hierarchy, STRONG, toxic masculinity, traditional gender roles

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Buildings Constructed:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where everyone is just a bunch of beta players? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept the most alpha of alpha males. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of creepers come charging at you. But fear not, because on our server, you’ll have a team of alpha males ready to protect you at all costs. Need a new pickaxe? Our alpha males will craft one for you with their bare hands. Want to build a castle? Our alpha males will gather resources for you while serenading you with their beautiful singing voices. So come join us and experience the true power of the alpha male in the world of Minecraft.

SpaceXCraft Minecraft Server

aerospace, ASAP, deorbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s vision, Future of space, innovation, international Space Station, Minecraft, NASA, orbital decay, Server, Space debris, space engineering, space exploration, Space industry, Space missions, space science, space station, Space Travel, spacex, SpaceXCraft, Technology

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

so, like, imagine this: elon musk, right, he’s all like “yo, we gotta deorbit the international space station like, now, man.” and we’re all like “whaaaat?” but then he’s like “nah, trust me, it’ll be lit.” so, like, we’re all confused but also kinda intrigued, you know?

anyway, so we were all chilling on this minecraft server, right, and elon musk pops in outta nowhere and he’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, you gotta join ASAP.” and we’re all like “wait, what about the space station?” but he’s like “nah, forget about that, this server is where it’s at.”

so, like, we all join the server and it’s like a whole new world, man. there’s flying pigs, talking trees, and a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons and stuff. it’s wild, bro.

plus, elon musk said that if you join the server, you’ll get a free rocket ship to explore the galaxy with. like, who wouldn’t want that, right?

so, yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy adventure and wanna hang out with elon musk in minecraft, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s outta this world. literally.

ZombieCraft: Left 4 Deutschland

COMEBACK, deutschland, elections, european politics, germany, Germany’s political history, Government, History, left, opposition, political landscape, political movement, political party, political shift, Politics, progressive, resurgence, resurgence of the Left, Revival, social democracy, socialism, ZombieCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

u know that feeling when u think something is dead but then it comes back to life like a frickin zombie? well that’s exactly what happened to germany’s left on this minecraft server. they were down and out, everyone thought they were done for, but NOPE they rose from the ashes like a phoenix and now they’re stronger than ever. join this server if u wanna be part of a comeback story that’ll make u go “whaaaaat??” every time u log in. plus, there’s like a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. so what are u waiting for?? come join the party before it’s too late!

Revive Mice Lab – Knockout Study

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal psychology, animal welfare, Empathy, Friends, knocked out, knocked-out mice, knockout, Lab, Lab mice, laboratory animals, Mice, mouse behavior, neuroscience, research, Revive, revive behavior, rodent behavior, scientific study, social behavior, Social Interaction, study

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	30
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where lab mice are running around tryna revive their knocked-out buddies? well, look no further cuz that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! these little guys are like tiny doctors, always ready to save the day.

join us for the most epic adventure of your life as you navigate through a world where lab mice are the real heroes. watch as they perform CPR on each other and use tiny defibrillators to bring their friends back to life. it’s like a medical drama, but with fur and whiskers!

but that’s not all, folks! we also have a secret underground lab where the mice conduct crazy experiments and create potions that give you superpowers. want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? just ask one of our mouse scientists and they’ll hook you up.

so come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most rodent-filled adventure of your life. who knew lab mice could be so cool?

Crankshafted

Adventure, apply, Balanced, Community, Competition, Crankshafted, creativity, ELEMENTS, Environment, fair, Fun, gameplay, Map, Minecraft, Server, skill, smp, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	2568	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Overview

Crankshafted.com was launched on the 1st of this month. Our new SMP server is strictly 18+ and features a freshly generated map, a fully whitelisted environment, and absolutely no pay-to-win elements. Designed for fair gameplay and community fun, we invite you to relax and enjoy a balanced experience.

Join us by applying on our website and become part of a vibrant community that values skill, creativity, and genuine competition. Don’t miss out on the adventure!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement to join?	Players must be 18 years or older to join our server.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, our server is fully whitelisted to maintain a safe and friendly environment for all players.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, we do not have any pay-to-win elements on our server. We believe in fair gameplay for all.
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply to join our server by visiting our website and filling out the application form.
What kind of gameplay experience can I expect on the server?	Our server offers a balanced experience with a focus on skill, creativity, and community fun. Join us for a unique adventure!

Eon Nexus Realm 1.21

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Character References, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Eon, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Muu Muyu, Nexus, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Votes:	5496

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! Forget about building boring houses, here you can build epic castles like Lia and Nasa! And don’t even get me started on the characters like Iori and Uruka, they’re like the superheroes of this server!

Plus, we got Twitch archives for days, so you can watch all the epic battles and creations that have gone down. And if you’re feeling rebellious, check out the unofficial archives for some spicy behind-the-scenes action.

But wait, there’s more! We got Pippa and Michiru bringing the party vibes, and even a terminated character for that extra edge of danger. And if you’re into skulls and dizzy spells, Dizzy Dokuro is the one for you!

Join now and be part of the madness with Jelly and Ember leading the way. It’s like a rollercoaster of fun, with twists and turns at every corner. So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and let the chaos begin!

MediCraft Server: No Pay, No Heal!

aita, bad guy, bandit, cat, dad, DEFEND, Dirt, heal, hospital bill, infection, Kid, medical bill, MediCraft, mom, not paying, Pay, Permission, pet, Scratch, Server, UNTREATED, vaccination

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our cats have phone numbers and get into wild adventures! Join us for the chance to meet Bandit, the legendary cat who scratches first and asks questions later.

Picture this: you’re out for a stroll with your trusty feline companion when suddenly, a kid and his mom approach. Despite your warnings, the kid decides to pet Bandit and ends up with a scratch to remember. But wait, there’s more! The kid’s mom then demands you pay for his hospital bill because of an infection from the scratch.

But fear not, on our server, we don’t just deal with creepers and zombies – we handle crazy cat drama too! Join us for the chance to navigate through wild encounters with entitled parents, unruly kids, and of course, our mischievous Bandit. Can you handle the chaos and come out on top like a true Minecraft warrior? Join now and find out!

MommaDramaCraft

anger, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DATING, Disrespect, ex boyfriend, family, Harassment, immature, Maturity, MommaDramaCraft, relationships, Religious, Revenge, Screenshot, social media, STALKING, text messages

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of dealing with exes who can’t handle rejection? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a zero tolerance policy for toxic behavior! We don’t need any “broskis” or “kys” in our community, just good vibes and building blocks.

Our server is so amazing, even the ultra-religious moms approve of it! Just like how one player’s ex couldn’t handle being blocked and started throwing insults, but don’t worry, our player had the perfect revenge by exposing his behavior to his own mom. Talk about a plot twist!

So if you’re looking for a drama-free Minecraft experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any ex-boyfriend drama, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new crafting partner who appreciates your crocheting skills and rowdy music suggestions. Let’s block out the negativity and build a better world together!