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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 2300 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 441 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9752 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 1122 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?