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Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2968
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Towns Built:	8	Farms Harvested:	122
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	5255	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Farms Harvested:	162
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Towns Built:	9
Ores Mined:	5389	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	2306
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!

Blocky Booty University – Where Minecraft meets scandalous soccer stars!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	725
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Crops Grown:	1327	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Jessica Udovich’s leaked nudes? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the University of Washington soccer girls can’t keep their hands off it. Join us for a wild ride filled with finger-blasting adventures and ass-tastic fun. Don’t miss out on the action, come join the madness today!

Minecraft Mane Madness

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	96
Alien Abductions:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, saddle up and join Horsebros, where the horses are the real MVPs! Our server is run by a group of horse whisperers who have trained our trusty steeds to do everything from mining diamonds to battling creepers.

Join us for epic horse races where the winner gets a diamond-studded saddle, or take part in our weekly rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the wildest horse. And don’t worry about getting lost in our vast world, because our horses have a built-in GPS system that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pegasus, a flying horse that will take you on magical adventures to hidden realms filled with treasure. So what are you waiting for? Join Horsebros today and let the hoof-tastic fun begin!

Blocky Battles: Who’s the Boss?

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Star Shards Collected:	93	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8684
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic place to be!

Join us and compete in epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. Want to build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn? Go for it! The wackier, the better!

But that’s not all – we also have insane mini-games like llama racing, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and race against other players. And don’t even get us started on our llama fashion show competitions – because who doesn’t love a well-dressed llama?

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few llamas), then come on down and show us who is truly the best in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Crossdressers – Where Autogynephiles Rule!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks aren’t the only thing getting stacked! Join us for a wild ride filled with autogynephilia and societal mystification – because who doesn’t love a little confusion mixed with some pedestalification?

On our server, you’ll find that female players are the true rulers, using their inherent autogynephilia to dominate the game. But be warned, if you dare to question their motives (spoiler alert: being a woman gets them off), you’ll face the fiercest resistance known to Minecraft kind!

So come on over and join the chaos, where the only thing more outrageous than our server description is the players themselves. Who needs logic when you have autogynephilia and pedestalification running the show?

Pimeyes Whores: Where Creeper Love Happens

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your search history? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low. Join us for a chance to uncover scandalous secrets and maybe even stumble upon some unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough… or a diamond in the search results. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the unknown on our server. Who needs treasure chests when you have pimeyes at your fingertips? Join now and let the adventure begin!

BlockyBrits

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being constantly harassed by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, the incels are coming edition, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is getting hit on by socially awkward skeletons! Join us for a wild ride filled with awkward pick-up lines, cringe-worthy flirting, and endless amounts of diamond armor to protect yourself from unwanted advances. Who needs to build a fortress when you have a legion of incels ready to defend you at all costs? So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing scarier than the Ender Dragon is a fedora-wearing creeper who just can’t take a hint.