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Legacy Echoes 1.21

bittersweet, Cruel, death, direct family, Echoes, family, Grandparents, grandparents recall, Heartache, Indonesia, Legacy, Letters, Loneliness, longing, love, Memories, memories made, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, social circle, Tears, trip

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Yo, bro, forget about your sad life and join our Minecraft server! We got grandpas crying over Indonesia trips, grandmas sending letters in advance – it’s a wild ride of emotions, man. God may be playing games with your love life, but on our server, you’ll find a new family. Who needs a social circle when you have a blocky world to explore? Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the inevitable doom of your direct family in 3 years. Join now and let’s build a new future together!

Deserved Ballon D’or Minecraft SMP

achievement, Analysis, athlete, award, ballon, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, d’or, debate, DESERVED, discussion, football, History, Impact, injured, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, winner

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Emeralds Found:	8569
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and witness epic battles between players, insane pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing, and even a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Legend has it that the winner of our annual Ballon D’or competition will receive unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there!

AwkwardBonersMC

awkward arousal, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBonersMC, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny anecdotes, funny stories, inappropriate arousal, public arousal, public embarrassment, strange experiences, strange places, uncomfortable arousal, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, weird places, weird situations

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	294	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant phallic structures with your friends, only to have them mysteriously disappear overnight. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky tower the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Awkward Arousal Challenge,” where players must navigate a maze filled with sexy villagers and avoid getting a little too excited. It’s a test of skill, endurance, and sheer willpower (not to mention a great way to embarrass yourself in front of your friends).

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

UkrainianCraft: Legions Unleashed

Ambassador, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, cross-border, Defense, deployment, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, legions, military training, military unit, Peacekeeping, Poland, SECURITY, solidarity, training program, Ukraine, Ukrainian Legion, UkrainianCraft, Unleashed

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5446
Farms Harvested:	811	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Star Shards Collected:	133
Endless Night Skies:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

LOL this server is like a wild ride through a Ukrainian Legion training camp in Poland, but in Minecraft form! Join us for the ultimate battle against creepers and zombies, just like the brave soldiers of the First Ukrainian Legion! Ambassador says it’s the most epic server ever, so you gotta join now before the enemy mobs take over and we all get sent to the End dimension! Let’s show those pixelated baddies who’s boss, comrade!

AscalonCraft

bedrock, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, java edition, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource pack, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

AscalonCraft is a Minecraft server with a variety of fun features to enhance your gameplay.

Key highlights include: Jobs: Choose from professions like Miner, Builder, Fisherman, and more, each with unique tasks and rewards. Shops: Trade with other players through player-owned shops, buying and selling resources and items. Active Community: Join a friendly, welcoming community of players. Custom Features: Enjoy unique challenges, events, and mini-games Friendly Staff: A dedicated team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

AscalonCraft combines adventure, economy, and community in one exciting Minecraft world!

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Racoon Hideout

#exciting, Accepted, Active, BUILD, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Featured, Friendly, Fun, Hosting, Join, Minecraft, new, non toxic, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Tight nit, Tournaments

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome to our new Minecraft server! We’re building a fun, friendly, and active community. Join us and be part of something exciting! We want to make a non toxic, tight nit community where everyone is accepted. Builds will be featured and we will be hosting tournaments too. Suggestions are always open for anything about us or the server. Remember we are new so there will still be some things to work out, but we hope you can join and make something great.

play.racoonhideout.co.uk

Cactus Oasis 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cactus, gets cactus’d cactus meme funny prank humor internet culture viral social media trending comedy joke plant spiky succulent thorns prickly unexpected surprise internet humor, Oasis

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7348
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Votes:	4868
Emeralds Found:	1697	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have the sickest cactus traps that will have you screaming “ouch” in real life!

And get this, they have a whole underground world filled with lava and diamonds just waiting for you to explore. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with creepers instead of Nazis.

Oh, and did I mention the secret roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? Yeah, it’s like Space Mountain, but with more fire and brimstone.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT traps).

Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

Arrogant, Boomers, Call, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, ENEMY, entitled, intolerant, Minecraft, Narcissistic, older generation, out of touch, people, people in their 70s, Prime, self-absorbed, self-centered, selfish, smp, unforgivable, ungrateful, unkind, zero respect

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.

ZapCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Eastern Europe conflict, geopolitical tensions, international relations, International tensions, military attack, military casualties, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, missile strike, russian military, Russian officers killed, security threats, Senior Russian officers, Server, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian HIMARS strike, war casualties, ZapCraft, Zaporizhzhia Region

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Alien Abductions:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS DEN A UKRAINIAN HIMARS STRIKE, THREE SENIOR RUSSIAN OFFICERS GOT REKT IN OUR ZAPORIZHZHIA REGION! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE DA MADNESS! BUILD UR BASE, RAID UR ENEMIES, AND WATCH OUT FOR FLYING CREEPERS! JOIN NOW IF U DARE, BUT BE WARNED, U MIGHT LOSE UR MIND IN DA PROCESS! #BOOM #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CREEPERSCANTFLY #LOLZ

NukeCraftUSA

arms race, cold war, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear proliferation, nuclear testing, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftUSA, russia, SECURITY, Tensions, trump, united states, Warning, world leaders

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34
Votes:	830	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

OMG u guyz gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, Russia is warning the US about nuclear stuff and Trump is like “no way bro” and then they start a war but then they’re like “wait let’s settle this on this epic minecraft server instead” and now we gotta build nukes and stuff to see who wins! Join now for the ultimate showdown and maybe even start World War 3 in minecraft lolz!