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CraftyPoe2G – Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans.

Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party for all players to enjoy. Plus, we have exclusive Twitch drops that will give your character a Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, making you the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our launch live updates feature a new mini-game where you have to dodge flaming llamas while riding on a rollercoaster made of diamond blocks. Trust us, it’s as insane as it sounds.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to buy an early access key to our server, where you can trade with other players, climb the ladder to the top, and explore our extensive game database filled with hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and enter our ingame chat channel/global 1488old to meet other players who are just as crazy as you are. See you in the game, and may the exploding chickens be ever in your favor!

Minecraft SMP – Your Daily /Creeper/ Source for Laughs

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	879	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where the only news you need is about the wild and wacky world of chuubas! HoloPro’s Omaru Polka dropped a new outfit and covered a Tokyo Mew Mew song, while Holo Gamers are celebrating their 6th anniversary with free merch – because why not? Mori Calliope’s concert sold out faster than you can say “GriMoire,” and she’s dropping hints about a new holoEN group song called “Odyssey.”

But wait, there’s more! Shishiro Botan debuted a Jirai Kei outfit that’s hotter than lava, and Hoshimachi Suisei is teaming up with CONVERSE to release shoes that are out of this world. Plus, hololive is releasing plushies that will make you squeal with joy, and a whispering voice pack that will soothe your soul.

In other news, Nijisanji’s Vantacrow Bringer is taking a break to rest his throat – but don’t worry, he’s still streaming with a text-to-speech voice that’s pure comedy gold. And VShojo is getting into the merch game with outfits for dragons and cyborgs that will make you look cooler than a polar bear’s toenails.

Phase Connect is dropping beats like it’s hot, with new songs and merch that will make you want to dance like nobody’s watching. And in local news, the Divegrass Before Christmas tournament has crowned a winner – and it’s not who you’d expect.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this world of chuubas and chaos? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Navigating This Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	351	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a hideous freak because you spend all day on 4chan? Do you want to escape your 28-year-old virgin status and finally experience the joys of being attractive to the opposite sex? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become a virtual stud, where girls will flock to you like bees to honey. No longer will you have to worry about being a virgin, because on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. Who needs a prostitute when you can impress the ladies with your building skills and charm?

So come on, leave your 4chan days behind and step into a world where you’re the attractive older guy that all the girls desire. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

Minecraft SMP: Diaper King

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at Resident Diaper, where we take diaper-changing to a whole new level. From Baldur’s Diaper to Super Diaper Bros, we’ve got all the diaper-themed factions you could ever dream of.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Sonic The Diaper zooming around the map, or watch Assassin’s Diaper silently take out their enemies? Maybe you’re more of a Tony Hawk’s Pro Diaper fan, grinding and ollie-ing their way to victory.

Join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the diaper-filled fun!

Gemstone Kingdom Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Star Shards Collected:	156	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of our resident player, Ruby the Retarded Rabbit Wife! That’s right, she may be a little slow in the head, but she sure knows how to build a mean dirt hut.

Join us for epic quests like finding Ruby’s missing carrot stash, battling evil creepers with her trusty diamond pickaxe, and trying to decipher her nonsensical ramblings in the chat.

But beware, her love for TNT is unmatched, so watch out for random explosions around the server. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment with Ruby around. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Free Minecraft SMP Yourself Minecraft SMP from Minecraft SMP Suffering! Minecraft SMP Learn Minecraft SMP Buddhism

Buddhism, compassion, Dharma, enlightenment, free, Impermanence, inner peace, Karma, learn, letting go, Liberation, meditation, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, personal development, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, spiritual growth, Suffering, Teachings, wisdom

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us and free yourself from suffering by learning Buddhism while building epic creations in-game.

Our server is a place where you can escape the degenerating world and create your own paradise. We have monks roaming around offering spiritual guidance and teaching you the ways of enlightenment while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

But that’s not all! We have secret temples hidden throughout the world where you can meditate and gain special powers to help you on your journey. And rumor has it, there’s a legendary diamond sword hidden in the depths of the server guarded by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a hilarious and enlightening adventure unlike any other. Who knows, you might just find inner peace while slaying zombies and building pixel art!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dimension Hops:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further! Join our server and enter the wild world of 053d58bd63e5c60669304c29312017d4416b9ee08cbd029c22fa6435090e3e1548!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the lair was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat the chicken and claim the treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow candy canes and the animals can talk. You might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow. Who knows what other wacky wonders await you in the world of 053d58bd63e5c60669304c29312017d4416b9ee08cbd029c22fa6435090e3e1548!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

/Min3craft SMP/ – Creeper/Villager General

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone? Do you dream of building a castle with your computer wife by your side? Then join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to find love in the digital world!

Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made of TNT, only to accidentally set it off and launch themselves into the sky like a firework. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have secret quests hidden throughout the map that will lead you to buried treasure and rare loot. Rumor has it that one player found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep. Imagine the chaos!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of romance with your computer wife. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this pixelated paradise!

❤ PandaMine ❤ Survival, MiniGames ★ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

PandaMine 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.16.5 – 1.21 the top minecraft server

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— No lags

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IP – PandaMC.ru

Website: http://pandamine.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/pandamine

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Will you be able to outbuild the Blocktopus and earn its respect? Only one way to find out!

So come on down to our server and get ready for the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!