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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 3502 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1993 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even your meth addict cousin’s baby (due 1/21/25) is considering joining!
Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly you’re faced with the decision of whether or not to take guardianship of a baby born to a meth addict. Will you step up to the challenge or let the baby fend for itself in the system? The drama, the suspense, the sheer madness of it all!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters and unpredictable twists at every turn. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft with a baby on your hands?
So come on, join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!
