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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4792 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.
So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!