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Amelia Watson’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

3 view, Adventure, Amelia, Amelia Watson, cancelling projects, Comment, dislike, Epic, gaming culture, humor, idol culture, INTERESTING, Like.., Minecraft, originality, Personality, PRETEND, SALTY, salty personality, singing, smp, thot, twitch, Watsons, weeb culture

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Love Letters Sent:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring Twitch thots who can’t sing, aren’t funny, and have never had an original thought in their life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We don’t tolerate cunty personalities or weirdly salty behavior. Plus, we have a strict policy against cancelling whole projects over one comment. Join us and escape the Amelia Watsons of the world!

KeylessCraft: Roomie Drama

access control, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, convenience, Decision making, Drama, firearms, key, KeylessCraft, living arrangements, privacy, relationships, Respect, Roomie, roommate, roommate agreement, SECURITY, shared space, Trust

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Votes:	6323	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of unwanted boyfriends getting keys to your apartment? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, only the most deserving players get keys to the kingdom! Just like this player’s roommate’s boyfriend, you’ll have to prove yourself worthy of access to our epic world.

Join us and experience the thrill of earning your key through epic quests and challenges. Just like this player, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to gain entry to our exclusive server. Will you be able to convince the admins that you deserve a key, or will you be left out in the cold like this poor boyfriend?

Don’t be the asshole who just gives out keys willy-nilly – join our server and earn your place in the kingdom! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be telling crazy stories about how you fought off a horde of creepers just to get your hands on that coveted key. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to key-dom!

18andCrafty SMP

18andCrafty, Adventure, career choices, Challenges, dream chasing, Education goals, Financial Planning, future planning, goal-setting, INDEPENDENCE, Life decisions, life experiences, opportunities, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, Risk-taking, Self Discovery, smp, social life, teenager, Time management, young adult

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles? That’s right, our llamas are the true masters of this land and they demand your allegiance. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of insanity!

CraftyTimeMachine

advice, CraftyTimeMachine, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, learning from the past, life lessons, looking back, past mistakes, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, time machine, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about giving advice to your younger self again because you’ll be too busy having the time of your life! Our server is so epic, it’s like going back in time to a land of blocky wonders and pixelated adventures.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears and starts throwing emeralds at you. You ride off into the sunset on a giant chicken, battling evil creepers with your trusty pickaxe. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a talking llama shows up and challenges you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time giving advice to your younger self when you could be living out wild and wacky Minecraft adventures on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

TalibanCraft: No Discrimination Minecraft Server

Afghan society, Afghanistan, Afghanistan news, ap news, discrimination, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Minecraft, public spaces, Server, Social Issues, Taliban, Taliban policies, Taliban regime, TalibanCraft, women’s access to public spaces, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Animals Bred:	127	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4766
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban who banned women from public spaces say no one faces discrimination, like wut????? it’s like a crazy alternate universe where everyone is equal and no one gets discriminated against, except maybe creepers cuz they always be blowing stuff up. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja villagers ready to take them down. join now for a wild ride through this wacky world where anything is possible, even peace between zombies and skeletons. trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and adventure??? not us, that’s for sure. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, like that time we tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a giant chicken. good times, good times.

Submarine Shenanigans

China, cover up, covered up, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Maritime, Military, national security, Navy, Newest Submarine, scandal, secrecy, Shenanigans, Sinking, submarine, Submarine Incident, Submarine Technology, Underwater, US official

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines that can sink but also fly like birds! yea, you heard that right, our submarines are next level sh*t. the chinese government tried to cover it up but we got the inside scoop. join now to witness the epic battle between flying submarines and giant squids. trust me, you don’t want to miss this craziness. oh, and did i mention we have talking dolphins as our moderators? yea, it’s that kind of party. so what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us now!

Mosquito Mayhem: Irma Edition

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2663	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Alien Abductions:	2

come join our minecraft server where the only thing buzzing more than the mosquitoes in south florida after hurricane irma is the excitement you’ll feel playing here! we’ve got 7.3 and 8 times more fun than any other server, just like the increase in mosquito populations after the storm.

build your own mosquito army and take over the server, or team up with friends to fend off the buzzing hordes. with crazy weather events and natural disasters happening all the time, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue next.

join now for a truly wild and unpredictable minecraft experience that will leave you itching for more!

MineTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, Armed Forces, Army, Defense, Equipment, facts, History, INFORMATION, Military, Minecraft, Minetube, Modernization, Navy, research, Server, soldiers, spain, strategy, Tactics, Technology, Training, Videos, WARFARE

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Dragon Eggs Found:	766	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adventure through a land of craziness!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Spain’s military is the ultimate power. Forget about building houses and farming, here you’ll be training with the Spanish army and navy to defend against zombie invasions and creepers trying to steal your diamonds.

Watch out for the legendary General Taco, who leads the charge against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of skeletons with just a baguette and a rubber chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next hero of Spain’s military!

VNs Minecraft SMP: Very Nice Server

#youtube, Alternative, ambient, background music, calming, chill vibes, DISCOVER, electronic, indie, instrumental, mellow, Minecraft, Music, new music, Nice, playlist, Post them tracks, Relaxing, Server, smp, soothing, study music, Video, VNs

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and engaging in intense llama races across the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MomVsGrandServer – Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, family, favoritism, Grandparents, Grief, Loss, loyalty, Minecraft, MomVsGrandServer, perspective, punishment, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Shaming, Siblings, stepfamily, Support, Understanding

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Star Shards Collected:	264
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us if you want to escape from real-life family feuds and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant pixelated chicken.

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to rebel against their mom’s strict rules and overbearing punishments. Who needs phones and deleted contacts when you can join us and build epic structures with your fellow players?

Just like in the real world, our server is full of twists and turns. Will you choose to stand by your half siblings and defy your dad’s side of the family, or will you rebel against your mom’s wishes and reconnect with your estranged relatives? The choice is yours, and the consequences are as wild as a creeper explosion.

So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where family drama is just a thing of the past. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join us now and let’s create some blocky chaos together!