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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 7801 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows