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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 1300 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Votes: | 5454 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?