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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the creativity of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested jungle! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall into a pit of lava, whichever comes first). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant toilets out of obsidian? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

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Blockbuster LOLz

Laughter, forever funny, everlasting laugh, blockbuster, famous quote

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on our server, a player built a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. And you know what? It actually worked! People were lining up for miles just to ride it and experience the thrill of potentially crashing into a block of obsidian at top speed.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where players can participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but enchanted carrots. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, pigs can fly. Literally. We’ve got flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping golden apples and emeralds for lucky players to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyQuotes Minecraft Server

powerful words, Famous sayings, quotes to live by, Minecraft, motivational

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and chickens wear top hats. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to shoot fireballs from your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco sheep that drops disco balls instead of wool.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet dragon that farts rainbows?

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LingoLordsMC

linguistic trends, language change, language norms, educated, English language

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and boring players? Well, do I have the server for you! Come join us on this epic server where the blocks are made of pure diamond and the creepers are actually friendly pets that give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They became the richest player on the server and were worshipped by all as the Minecraft god of bling bling.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who pet its sparkly mane. Want a castle made entirely out of cake? Done. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server of wonders!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

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Harmony Revamped: Now with Extra Spice (Just Like Your Grandma’s Cookies)

Exploration, Bunker, Survival, creativity, Spice

Minecraft Server Overview

IP: harmonyreloaded.minecraft.best

Are you tired of joining server after server of “vanilla” servers, only to discover they aren’t vanilla at all and have land claim, economy, teleport, and more? Are you sick of joining anarchy servers to discover a spawn that’s impossible to escape and a chat full of slurs and toxicity? Have you ever wanted a server that got back to the basics and simpleness of real vanilla gameplay without being filled with hackers and cheaters? Well, look no further because this is the server for you.

Harmony Survival was originally a MCPE server started in July 2015. However after several successful years of running it had to be shut down due to the limitations of server hosting software at the time. True to the original vision of the first server, Harmony Reloaded hopes to capture the same magic you felt when you opened Minecraft for the first time. Before servers became polluted with plugins, flashy ranks, and pay to win mechanics. A time when the game was about exploration, creativity, and friendship.

This is what we have to offer. A blank slate for you and your friends to write your own adventures. Will you be a lone wolf who lives off the land in a hidden bunker? Will you join a larger community and help create a massive fortress? The choice is yours on Harmony Reloaded.

Features

Feature	Description
True vanilla gameplay	No plugins, land claim, or economy
Active and growing community	Join a community of like-minded players
Clean easily readable chat	Moderated chat to prevent toxicity
Active moderation	Enforce rules to maintain a positive environment
No pay to win mechanics	Everyone has an equal playing field
Crossplay on all platforms	Play with friends on any device
Difficulty	Hard
Hosting	US West
World Border	+/- 40,000 to encourage player interaction

Trailer: https://youtu.be/YIXwa8mlnn8?si=Pz3JGjPSBQRCgpxv

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on this server?

Yes, this server allows certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

2. Are there any rules on griefing or stealing?

Griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server. Players are expected to respect each other’s builds and belongings.

3. How can I report a player for misconduct?

You can report a player by directly messaging a staff member on Discord or using the in-game reporting system.

4. Is there a whitelist to join the server?

No, the server is open to all players who abide by the rules and guidelines set in place.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

eccentric politicians, ruthless leaders, controversial leaders, crazy leaders, Server

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server out there! Our server is ruled by a group of eccentric leaders who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

First up, we have President Pancake, a former pancake chef turned politician who now rules with a spatula of justice. He may be sweet, but don’t underestimate his syrupy powers.

Next, we have Queen Quokka, the adorable but fierce ruler of the server. She may look cute and cuddly, but she will not hesitate to kick you out of her kingdom if you cross her.

And finally, we have Emperor Explosion, a pyromaniac who loves nothing more than blowing things up for fun. His explosive personality will keep you on your toes at all times.

Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of explosions. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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FurCraft Minecraft Server – VR Furry Fun!

guides, Martha, Gaming Night, fursuiting, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual fursuiting to a whole new level! Join us for some furry fun and make real furiends along the way.

Our avatar resources are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re reaching for a militiaman’s gun! And don’t forget to check out our guides to help you navigate this wild world of furries.

If you’re new here, we’ve got all the stuff you NEED to get started on your furry journey. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our other resources (downloads at your own risk – it’s a wild ride!).

Join us for our upcoming events, like the 4th of July Weekend Backyard Pool Party or our weekly Drinking Night and Multiplayer Night. And don’t miss out on Gamin’ Night every Tuesday – it’s a blast!

Have an event idea of your own? Post about it and see who else is interested! We’re always up for some furry shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the furry madness begin!

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HangryCraft

Selfishness, anger, roommate conflict, Yelling, Communication

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where sharing is caring…unless it comes to sharing food! 🍔🍕

Join us for epic battles over who gets the last pork chop or the final slice of cake! Our players take their food seriously, so be prepared to defend your dinner with all your might! 💪🍗

Experience the thrill of cooking up a feast, only to have it devoured by your sneaky roommate who claims they were “just really hungry.” Will you explode in a fit of rage like our player here, or will you find a way to peacefully coexist in our food-focused world? 🍽️😡

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate culinary showdowns on our server! Just remember, when it comes to food, all bets are off! 🤣🍖🍰

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Believe It or Not Minecraft Server

Server, Minecraft

Are you tired of being the laughing stock of your friends because they don’t believe your wild stories? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can finally let your freak flag fly!

Join us and tell everyone about the time you rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and came out victorious. Or how about the time you built a roller coaster that launched players straight into the Nether? Oh, and let’s not forget the time you tamed a pack of wolves and led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom.

So if you’re ready to show off your epic Minecraft skills and finally get the recognition you deserve, join our server now and start spinning those unbelievable tales! Who knows, maybe this time people will actually believe you. 😉

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CreepCrafters

anxiety, spine-chilling, goosebumps, fear, Alarming

Are you scared of the dark? Creeped out by spiders? Terrified of heights? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all your worst nightmares waiting for you! Join us if you dare to face your fears and conquer them in the virtual world. From haunted houses to treacherous caves, our server is filled with jump scares and spooky surprises around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to scream… I mean, mine!

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