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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6592 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.