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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1736 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Farms Harvested: | 202 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers), and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of, well, you know. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Land of Unicorns, where rainbows are made of cheese and the grass sings Justin Bieber songs.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a sword or two).