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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 4422 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3514 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
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