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Iboga Dance Party Server

42 minute mark, Alternative Medicine, bed bound, Dance, dancing, healing, holistic health, Hope, Iboga, Inspirational, interview, Living a normal life, mental health, Microdosing, neurological disorders, parkinsons, Party, Recovery, Server, suicidal, transformation, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	4539	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Crops Grown:	5517	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Eusurvival.net

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	1150
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

sandcastle.pro

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	851
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

exceptional abilities, Exceptional qualities, exceptional talents, extraordinary capabilities, extraordinary talents, EZbuildsMinecraft, innate talents, natural aptitude, Outstanding abilities, Rare aptitude, rare gifts, Rare proficiency, remarkable skills, smp, special talents, specialized knowledge, uncommon abilities, Uncommon proficiency, unique skills, unique strengths, Unusual expertise, unusual skills

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3174
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192
Magic Items Found:	5672	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

Cool, German culture, German economy, German education, German efficiency, German food, German history, German humor, German immigration, German innovation, german language, German people, German politics, German reunification., German society, German stereotypes, German technology, german traditions, German values, German work ethic, Germans, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Farms Harvested:	730	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	5752	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Void Armor Forged:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.