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Block Break-Up

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Villages Defended:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of your significant other stealing all your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting your precious resources stolen by your ex again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret love potion in disguise – find your new Minecraft soulmate here! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless fun and adventure!

LegionCraft: Foreign Officer Fun

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ores Mined:	8885
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchantments Applied:	108	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Love Letters Sent:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

so, like, this server is like, the ukraine of minecraft servers, ya know? we got this crazy bill that lets foreigners be officers in our international legion, like, what even is that? but it’s cool, cuz we’re all about inclusivity and stuff. plus, our officers are like, super cool and will lead you to victory in epic battles against creepers and stuff. join us for a wild ride and be a part of our international legion, cuz why not? it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Forgetful Craft [SMP] 1.21.1 – Because we all need a little chaos in our survival adventures!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Potions Brewed:	154	Secret Passages Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

DementiaCraft Overview

Server Name	DementiaCraft
Community	Players aged 25 and above
Mission	To cultivate a virtual haven free from toxicity

Extensive FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join DementiaCraft?	Players must be 25 years old or above to join.
Can I create content on the server?	Content creation is allowed after being an active member for at least 2 months.
How long does it take to process applications?	Due to real-life obligations, it may take a couple of days for the moderators to respond to applications.

Izutsumi’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ores Mined:	4077	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to Izutsumi, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes! Rumor has it that if you mine exactly 69 diamonds in a row, the pickaxe will appear in your inventory and you can wish for anything you want – even a pet dragon that shoots fireballs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the Rainbow Sheepicorn. If you manage to tame one, it will follow you around and poop out diamonds wherever it goes. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Rainbow Sheepicorn, am I right?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Izutsumi. Legend has it that whoever possesses this potato will be granted eternal luck and fortune in the game. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens armed with enchanted swords!

So what are you waiting for? Join Izutsumi today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Math Master Minecraft SMP

algebraic proficiency, arithmetic skills, computational expertise, geometric knowledge, Master, Math, math application, math expertise, math proficiency, math proficiency level, math skills, math usage, math utilization, mathematical competency, mathematical fluency, mathematical knowledge, mathematical understanding, mathematics knowledge, Minecraft, numerical proficiency, numerical understanding, quantitative abilities, quantitative reasoning, smp

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Potions Brewed:	160
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only math you’ll be doing is counting all the diamonds you find!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. Just last week, one player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake! And don’t even get us started on the time a creeper started breakdancing in the town square.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the epic math battles that happen every Saturday night. That’s right, instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be battling it out with your fellow players in intense math competitions. From calculus to geometry, we’ve got it all!

So if you’re ready to add some excitement to your Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a calculator or two!

CraftyLiarDILNoSorry

anger, Apology, apology refusal, Birthday Party, charity fundraiser, Confrontation, confrontation aftermath, CraftyLiarDILNoSorry, daughter-in-law, denial, dishonesty, Family Events, family gatherings, family tension, favorite bakery, lost order, lying.., Rift, small gathering, social media, tension in the family

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Votes:	6693
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crops Grown:	5993	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my son’s wife’s lies? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of deception and drama that will make you question everything you know about family gatherings.

Just like Emily, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You might think you’re mining for diamonds, but suddenly find yourself in a heated argument with a creeper about who ordered the cake for your husband’s birthday party.

With a community as chaotic as this, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you stumble upon a secret base full of lies and deceit? Or maybe you’ll uncover a hidden truth that will shake the very foundation of the server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth in a world where nothing is as it seems. Just remember, trust no one, not even the villagers.

LazyLootMC SMP

abundance mindset, daily income, dream life, financial freedom, financial independence, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, LazyLootMC, life without work, Lifestyle Design, living the dream, luxury living, manifesting abundance, passive income, personal growth, pursue hobbies, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress-free living, travel the world

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Towns Built:	7
Potions Brewed:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of grinding for resources in Minecraft? Do you dream of a world where you can just sit back and relax while the diamonds roll in? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make $200 a day without even lifting a finger!

Imagine building the most epic base without ever having to mine for materials. Picture yourself cruising around in a diamond-studded minecart, sipping on a potion of invisibility as you prank your friends.

Join our server now and live the high life in Minecraft! Who needs to work when you can make bank just by logging on? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a Minecraft king without breaking a sweat.

CraftyYTUselessCourses

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5601
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Towns Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2195

Are you tired of wasting your time on boring online courses that promise to teach you how to knit with your toes or speak dolphin language? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable skills like how to tame a llama with a rubber chicken or how to build a house out of nothing but potatoes. Our online courses are so useless, they’ll make you question why you ever wasted your time on those other boring ads. So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in the most ridiculous way possible!

LeglessLootersMC

amputation, amputee, Assistance, compensation, Conflict Resolution, denmark, disability support, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, injury, international relations, LeglessLootersMC, maritime security, medical expenses, Navy, Piracy, Pirate, prosthetic leg, prosthetic technology, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation services

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Animals Bred:	116	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Towns Built:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Ahoy, mateys! Avast ye landlubbers and listen up! Join our Minecraft server and help us raise enough doubloons to pay for the prosthetic leg of a poor pirate who got shot by the navy of Denmark! Arrr, we be sailing the high seas of creativity and fun, plundering treasure and building epic ships to sail the seven seas. Ye won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one, me hearties! So grab yer sword and yer pickaxe, and come join the adventure of a lifetime! YARRRR! ⚓🏴‍☠️ #PirateLife #ProstheticPirateLeg #DenmarkDrama

Tubulin Vibes 5G & 6G

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like your brain is vibrating in the subterahertz range? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so next level, it’s like we’re already living in 5G and 6G telecommunication technologies.

But wait, there’s more! Our protein tubulin is off the charts, with vibration modes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on the water layers and damping – it’s like a whole new level of electromagnetic absorption that will blow your mind.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for your brain to be vibrating in ways you never thought possible.