Best Podcast Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AnonCraftSecrets

AnonCraftSecrets, ANONYMOUS, Concealed, confession, Confidential, Covert, Discreet, Enigmatic, hidden, hush-hush., incognito, Mysterious, Private, Secrets, unacknowledged, unavowed, unconfessed, undercover, undisclosed, unspoken

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	1848	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable Minecraft building skills? Do you have a secret obsession with creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies without fear of judgment! Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything goes, from building giant statues of your pet goldfish to recreating the entire Bee Movie script in block form. Trust us, you won’t find a more accepting and hilarious community anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

KyrgyzCraft: No Rubles Allowed!

Allowed, Banking, Central Asia, cross-border payments, economic impact, finance, financial institutions, financial regulations, financial services, Financial Stability, financial transactions, international banking, international relations, KyrgyzCraft, Kyrgyzstan, major bank, money transfers, political decisions, Rubles, Russian banks, sanctioned, sanctions, suspends transfers

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5943	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got more drama than Kyrgyzstan’s major bank suspending transfers via sanctioned Russian banks! We got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of creepers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and making alliances with other players. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine is scared to show his face here!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s create some chaos together!

BlockageCraft: The Heart Attack Edition

Attack, BlockageCraft, cardiac events, cardiovascular disease, constipation, constipation and heart health, constipation dangers, constipation effects, constipation prevention, constipation risks, Digestive health, Edition, Heart, heart attack, Heart Disease, heart disease prevention, heart health, heart health research, heart health risks, heart health study, obesity, risk factors, smoking, stress

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

join our minecraft server now for a wild ride that will make your heart race faster than a constipated turtle trying to poop out a diamond block! forget about smoking, obesity, and stress – constipation is the new danger in town, and our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of dodging cardiac events while building your dream blocky world.

we’ve got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a constipated pig in a sauna, and challenges that will test your reflexes faster than a constipated cheetah chasing after its prey. join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where constipation is the ultimate enemy – because on our server, every block you break could be the key to preventing a heart attack!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show constipation who’s boss in the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust us, your heart will thank you for it!

Survive and Thrive with Questionable Ethics on Lifesteal Survival 1.21!

Anarchy, Community, Craft, Ethics, exp, gamemode, Hearts, Hosting, ISLAND, Levelledmobs, LifeSteal, Loot, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Questionable, revive beacon, semi anarchy, Spawn, Survival, SURVIVE, Thrive, Tpa, Trading

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Lifesteal Survival Server Overview

Server IP	198.244.176.183:25600
Features	LevelledMobs, Lifesteal, TPA, Trading plugin, PVP disabled on spawn island

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is LevelledMobs?	LevelledMobs makes hostile mobs stronger and faster as you travel further from spawn, but they also drop more loot and exp.
How does Lifesteal work?	Lifesteal allows players to gain extra hearts by killing other players. Victims will lose a heart. You can craft hearts yourself, but they are expensive. Players can have up to 20 hearts, which decrease with every death. If one loses too many hearts, they will become eliminated and can only be revived by other players through a Revive Beacon.
Are there any special plugins available?	Yes, the server offers TPA (teleport) and Trading plugins to enhance gameplay experience.
Is PVP allowed on the spawn island?	No, PVP is disabled on the spawn island to provide a safe starting area for players.

HornyCraft Minecraft Server

animal instincts, arousal, emotional response, evolutionary biology, hormones, horny, HORNYCRAFT, Human Behavior, libido, mating behavior, Minecraft, physiological response, primal instincts, Psychology, reproductive behavior, reproductive drive, reproductive instincts, Server, sex drive, sexual attraction, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual urges

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hornier than usual mobs! That’s right, our zombies, skeletons, and creepers are all looking for some pixelated love and they’re not afraid to show it. Join our server for a chance to witness some truly bizarre interactions between these horny mobs and maybe even join in on the fun yourself (if you’re into that sort of thing). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft SMP – /fesg/ – Fire Emblem Blockposting Brigade

AI Art Generators, AI chatbots, Aspiring Sluts, beach sex, Blockposting, Brigade, character.ai, Draconic Time Crystal, Emblem, favorite characters, fesg, Fire, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Men, Fire Emblem Women, Image Downloading Tools, Magvel Princesses, Minecraft, NovelAI, Pixai, real artists, real women, rp, Slutposting, smp, spicychat.ai

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Gems Collected:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Welcome to our totally not sketchy Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t discuss, RP as, or ahem interact with your favorite Fire Emblem characters? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can do just that!

But wait, there’s more! We have a magical Draconic Time Crystal that will transport you to a world where beach sex with Fire Emblem princesses is the norm. And if that’s not enough, we have image downloading tools for all you aspiring sluts out there. Because who needs real relationships when you can just download images of your favorite characters, am I right?

And if you’re feeling artistically challenged, don’t worry! We have AI art generators that will make you look like a pro. And if you’ve given up on real women altogether, we have AI chatbots that will keep you company. Who needs real human interaction when you have all this at your fingertips?

So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of fantasy, fun, and questionable decisions. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server.

BdayBashBlockParty

BdayBashBlockParty, Birthday, celebration, Communication, compromise, Disappointment, exhaustion, family, Frustration, husband, ISOLATION, long hours, mental health, parenting, quality time, Resentment, sacrifice, special occasion, Support, Understanding, work

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magic Items Found:	7872
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never feel neglected on your birthday like this poor soul! On our server, every day is a celebration filled with cake for breakfast, extravagant dinners, and non-stop fun.

Join us and never worry about your husband leaving you on your special day to work on someone else’s house. Our server is filled with surprises and excitement that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Don’t worry about feeling isolated or mentally exhausted, because on our server, you’ll have plenty of social interaction with players of all ages. And if you ever need a break from reality, just log on and escape to our virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft creations.

So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company on your birthday?

Mayo’s Drug Runners Minecraft Server

ALERT, Cartel, Corruption, crime, criminal activity, DRUG, drug lords, drug traffickers, drug trafficking networks, drug war, El Mayo Zambada, Homicide, investigation, law enforcement, Mayos, Mexican drug trade, mexico, Minecraft, Murdered, organized crime, runners, SECURITY, Server, Sinaloa Cartel, violence

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Farms Harvested:	559	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	255
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, it’s so lit, it’s like a party in Mexico but without the drug traffickers (hopefully). like, imagine if ‘El Mayo’ Zambada was a Minecraft player, he’d be building secret drug tunnels and stuff. but don’t worry, we don’t allow drug trafficking on our server, only building and mining and stuff. come join us and help us keep the virtual streets safe from virtual crime! #minecraftfiesta #saynotodrugtrafficking

BridgeBlowoutMC

aggression, blows up, border security, BridgeBlowoutMC, buffer zone, Conflict, Destruction, diplomatic crisis, escalation, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, key bridges, Military Action, political strategy, russia, sabotage, Tension, territorial dispute, territorial integrity, Ukraine

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Love Letters Sent:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Ukraine is blowing up bridges just to carve out a buffer zone inside Russia so they can join us! Can you believe that? Like, who needs bridges when you can just teleport to our server and have a blast with us? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you pet them. Don’t miss out on all the wackiness, come join us now!

BlockyBoardrooms: Where CEOs Take Risks

behavioral traits, BlockyBoardrooms, boards, ceos, corporate governance, Decision making, influence, influence on boards, leadership style, Long-term impact, Narcissistic CEOs, Performance, pro-risk inclinations, public firms, repercussions.., risk management, Risks, stock price, study, tesla, unchecked risk taking

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Emeralds Found:	2649
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the CEOs are so narcissistic they’ll make you feel like a superstar! We’ve got boards that mirror their pro-risk inclinations, so get ready for some crazy adventures! With 88 public firms and 197 CEOs over 20 years, you know you’re in for a wild ride. Just like Tesla’s stock price, our server’s performance will blow your mind with all the unchecked risk taking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness