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Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	116	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Villages Defended:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Animals Bred:	129
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Dragons Tamed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Farms Harvested:	402	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	133	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Potions Brewed:	80	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Crops Grown:	5406	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”