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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5235 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Forget diamonds, on our server, it’s all about that sweet, brain-cell destroying gas. Watch as players inhale it and become progressively dumber with each hit. It’s like a real-life Idiocracy, but in Minecraft form.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the CIA themselves are funding this server, so you know it’s gotta be good. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where madness reigns supreme. Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a journey into the depths of absurdity. See you on the other side!