ProGamer69 – Minecraft SMP

best position, best pick, smp, optimal position, best option

Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the best position is the one where you’re flexing on everyone else with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Join us and show off your skills like a boss!

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal – literally, he once drank a whole keg of potion of invisibility and disappeared for a week.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of feathers and eggs. It’s a clucking good time, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most chaotic server this side of the Nether. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

The Commonwealth Crafters: Where Pixels Rule and Fun is Guaranteed!

leadership, Father, Evil, GUARANTEED, Commonwealth

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are objectively the best option for Commonwealth! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons to join us:

Take on the role of a leader and show the Commonwealth what true leadership looks like! Only you can provide the guidance and direction they need.
Forget about destroying technology just because your son is evil – that’s so last season! Join us and embrace the power of technology created by The Institute.
Did you know that many of The Institute scientists are actually good people? They don’t even agree with the Father on everything! Plus, they can cure supermutants, create artificial people and animals, make teleport technology, and so much more!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Commonwealth like never before!

CraftyRadicalsRPVP

CraftyRadicalsRPVP, hate crimes, Terrorism, internet safety, online safety

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can escape from the craziness of da real world and build ur own virtual paradise! Forget about online radicalization, we only promote radical building skills here! Plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from any Southport murders (jk jk, we keep it safe here)! So grab ur pickaxe and join us for some blocky fun!

ForgetfulCraft: Dementia Edition

cognitive impairment, healthcare awareness, Diagnosis, older adults, Mexican Americans

so like, u know how like, old people sometimes forget stuff and like, they don’t even know they got demenshia? well, on this server, u can forget stuff and not even know it too! join now and be part of the 85% of mexican americans who are like, totally clueless about their demenshia diagnosis! it’s like, a whole new level of forgetfulness, but in a fun and wacky minecraft world! come join us and lose your mind in the best way possible!

EuroCraft: BBC Edition 1.20.2

Refugee Crisis, Media portrayal, forced prostitution, interracial, BBC

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a wild party where European sluts are building stuff to service the dicks of savage black and Muslim migrants! And it all starts with this German slut, like, whoa! It’s gonna be the craziest adventure ever, man! So, like, grab your pickaxe and get ready to build and service, bro! Let’s do this!

ParentalPwnage

MONEY, decoration, desserts, talking back, Meal

Are you tired of feeling like the forgotten birthday child in your family? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the birthday celebration you deserve! Join us and experience a virtual world where every day is your birthday!

On our server, you’ll be showered with gifts and attention, just like your sister-in-law on her first Indian family birthday. We’ll have professional decorators, custom cakes, and even a virtual resort for you to enjoy. And don’t worry, your parents will finally take a day off to spend with you, because on our server, you’re the star of the show!

So, if you’re tired of feeling like the forgotten sibling, join our Minecraft server and let us show you the birthday love you’ve been missing out on. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that actually cares about your special day? Join now and let the celebrations begin!

FicoCraftEUexitLOL

european politics, FicoCraftEUexitLOL, Politics, Fico news, opposition

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE IF SLOVAK LEADER FICO DECIDED TO LEAVE THE EU AND START HIS OWN BLOCKY NATION. JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BLOCK-BUILDING FUN AND WATCH AS FICO TRIES TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS AND ENDERMAN. OPPOSITION SAYS IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, SO COME JOIN THE MADNESS!

CraftyViralVax – Reducing Dementia Risk

public health, trigger, viral infections, Healthcare, Treatment

so like, u know how u always forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a memory booster for ur brain! we did a big study with like 130 million people and found out that if u take antibiotics, antivirals, and vaccines, u have less chance of getting dementia! so like, come join our server and keep ur brain sharp while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers! who knew that saving the world in minecraft could also save ur brain?! join now and become a dementia-fighting hero!

InvyCraft

St3ntor, Plugins, Gaming, username, Chill

About the Server:

Server Type	Vanilla Fabric
Availability	24/7 uptime
Playstyle	Chill, building-focused SMP
Mods/Plugins	Minimal mods for performance, staying true to the vanilla experience
What We’re Looking For	Advanced builders who enjoy building, large-scale projects

Feel free to message us on discord (our discord username: St3ntor) and send some of your builds. We reply immediately and you have a high chance to be accepted!

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Message us on discord with your builds and you have a high chance of being accepted!

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: No, PvP is disabled on our server to maintain a peaceful and building-focused environment.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server.

Enchanted Beast Haven 1.20.6

special bond loving nature, Beast, affection loving animals, adoration, Admiration

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a virtual world! Imagine riding a unicorn while shooting laser beams from your eyes, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can do here.

We’ve got dragons that breathe fire and turn into disco balls, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the talking trees that tell the dankest jokes.

You can build a house made entirely out of candy and live like a sugar-addicted king. Or you can explore caves filled with treasure and booby traps, just like Indiana Jones but with creepers instead of Nazis.

Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the occasional server crash, but who cares when you’re having this much fun? Let’s get weird together!

Best Option

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